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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, FEbRuARy 19, 2022
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
MONDAY, FEBRUARY 21, 2022
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
You do the work and produce
the product. A number of re-
sults will follow, including (but
not limited to) happy custom-
ers, muscle aches, accolades,
friends and magic.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
Would you be more willing to
rack up mistakes if you knew
you had to make a certain
number of them to get to the
prize? Pretend it’s so. Try and
fail, grow and learn; you will
get there!
B.C.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
It’s like a hide-and-seek game
in which you are the seeker. If
the others haven’t done their
job, an advantage falls to you.
A time frame was set, and now,
ready or not, here you come.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
You may find that your backup
plan is even more satisfying
than plan A. Because you’re so
prepared for anything, you’ll
move forward with confidence
that attracts only the best.
DILBERT
BIZARRO
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Play
around with the problem.
Try shaking it, turning it and
poking it to see what it’s made
of. This one doesn’t need a
delicate touch, but rather to
be called out, opened up and
examined fully.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
The plot of the day will be
shaped by your strong sense of
duty. As a loyal friend, you do
what’s right for a relationship
even when it’s inconvenient or
uncomfortable.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). You
won’t only feel moved to give
to your family but you’ll also be
inspired to join forces with a
friend or group to help others.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Someone may want to mentor
you because they see your
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
potential. Although you may
not be eager for advice at this
point, it will feel comforting to
know that your contribution is
valued.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). Even though you are the
most generous of the bunch,
you prefer not to be noticed.
In fact, being called out in
this way embarrasses you. It
is therefore best if you give
anonymously.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
If you hide your heart, you’ll
forget where it is — and then
how will you love? Deny your
heart and its voice will dimin-
ish. A silenced heart serves no
one. The right thing to do with
a heart is listen to it.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Everyone has a certain amount
of time they can tolerate going
without attention. It can be
days for some, minutes for
others. You will be acutely
sensitive to the attention needs
of others and all too aware of
your own.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
They need your invigorating
presence at a function where,
quite frankly, everyone will be
bored without you. Have fun
with the things others take too
seriously, and go where you’re
most useful.
MONDAY’S BIRTHDAY (Feb.
21). You’re a fix-it pro. You’ll get
broken things up and running
to lucrative effect. Smiles and
happy customers surround you.
Formal education is a feature
of 2022, and you’ll thrive as you
apply what you learn. You’ll in-
vest creative energy into build-
ing relationships and derive
satisfaction and pride from the
resulting bonds. Libra and Aries
adore you. Your lucky numbers
are: 8, 40, 1, 11 and 20.