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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, FEbRuARy 12, 2022
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
MONDAY, FEBRUARY 14, 2022
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19). You
want to get to know someone
but you’re not ready to reveal
everything about yourself just
yet. Don’t think too hard about
how to proceed. It’s a dance, not
a science. Feel the rhythm and
go.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). Re-
alizing the implications, you are
not sure if you want to jump at
the opportunity for more power.
Authority implies responsibility
for others.
B.C.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
Socially, you have many options
today. Don’t be discouraged by
those who seem to relish creat-
ing doubt. To surround yourself
with positive people is to live in
sunshine.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). This
isn’t a fairytale but a love story,
full of magic stitched into the
details with golden thread. Tend
to the little things and the big
picture shimmers.
DILBERT
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Affection
comes in many forms. It can feel
like butterflies that accompany
high hopes of connection, the
pangs of longing or something
similar to what you feel when
you see food coming at a restau-
rant. It’s all good!
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Love
is a verb. Today you are likely to
work love, play love, dance love
and speak love today. Just don’t
buy love because if it’s for sale,
it’s probably not love.
BIZARRO
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23).
You’re a skilled sculptor, shaping
relationships and turning them
into works of art. The choices
you make will define your love,
and the actions you take will
confirm it.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Despite knowing that the
person who cares the least in
the relationship has the most
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
control, you would rather care
more and submit to the wide
array of feelings attachment can
produce.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). You will be attracted to the
person who challenges you.
You’ll sing the song, play the
game, meet the challenge ... and
then you’ll do it all over again at
the next level and then the next.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan.
19). While you are inspired and
impressed by people with noble
qualities, it is also important to
be around people who make
you feel like you belong and are
accepted. You’ll get the best of
both worlds.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
True happiness is impossible to
achieve in isolation; it is depen-
dent upon the contentment of
others. You’ll have evidence of
their contentment today, fortify-
ing your sunshine agenda.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). Like
every other human, you occa-
sionally experience moments
of self-doubt. Yet you show up,
a beacon of competence, ready
to take on the challenge. The
power of your presence attracts
love.
MONDAY’S BIRTHDAY (Feb.
14). You’ll shine as you influ-
ence, teach, help many and get
paid. Celebrate to the hilt; you’ve
long worked for this. You’ll see
a happy resolution to a family
problem. Your personal life gets
velvety smooth, which makes all
else feel good, even breathing.
Also featured: Hot tickets and
a brilliant investment. Leo and
Pisces adore you. Your lucky
numbers are: 2, 7, 1, 17 and 30.