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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, FEbRuARy 5, 2022
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
MONDAY, FEBRUARY 7, 2022
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19). The
opportunity is time-sensitive, so
if you hesitate or question your
instincts, you’ll miss it. Decide,
act, and you can make adjust-
ments along the way. As you
move forward, the clouds will lift,
and the sun will light your path.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). The
better you know yourself, the
more fun and relaxed you’ll be
with others. You’ll reacquaint
yourself with what makes you
laugh, captures your interest and
stirs your curiosity.
B.C.
DILBERT
BIZARRO
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
There’s someone who you’d like
to connect with but for whatever
reason, you’ll have trouble hook-
ing it up. Don’t let this discourage
you forever. The timing just isn’t
right yet. Try again in three days.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
Influence by example is not only
the best way but it may also be
the only way now, as many will
be stubborn to instruction and
resistant to language. This is an
opportunity to be the person
you wish they were.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Data sci-
entists believe human behavior is
more than 90% predictable, with
a large enough data sample to
establish the patterns. You’ll be
in that unpredictable 10% today
as you follow poetic impulses to
express your unique humanity.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
While you like to stay busy, there
are parts of your work that will
deliver no satisfaction. It’s a
perspective and timing issue.
So walk away. Things will be
different when you come back to
it tomorrow.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). You’re
drawn to do research. Perhaps
this is a nice way to say you feel
rather nosey on a certain subject.
The world couldn’t spin with-
out curiosity. You’ll channel it
respectably.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
We’re only on the second month
of the year and already it feels
like a vacation is needed. Plan
some version of a break. And
don’t forget to plan for the vaca-
tion from the vacation because
the recovery stretch will be
essential.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). Look at how often you’ve
done just what the situation
required. And when you didn’t,
you learned from those mis-
takes. So go forward with con-
fidence; the evidence suggests
you can trust yourself.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
At the buffet of life, you appreci-
ate all that catches your eye, but
to consume it all would be to
cause yourself pain. Today you’ll
show restraint, gravitating to
only the most delicious dish and
enjoying it to its fullest.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
You’ll cooperate with others to
achieve a joint ambition. The
work won’t seem difficult with
everyone doing it together.
Small groups are your forte now.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
The minute you define yourself,
you will change into something
other than that. Since capturing
your essence is impossible, this
is a good day to think about
other things, like how you can
best support your crew.
MONDAY’S BIRTHDAY (Feb.
7). If this year was a flower
arrangement it would not be the
classic style of tight, symmetri-
cal groupings. No. You’re in for
natural, wild beauty — asymme-
try, shocks of color and events
blossoming in unexpected
proportions. The untamed hours
send you into a vivid experience
of life. Cancer and Capricorn
adore you. Your lucky numbers
are: 8, 2, 1, 18 and 30.