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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, JANuARy 29, 2022
FRANK AND ERNEST
TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
SUNDAY, JANUARY 30, 2022
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
Common sense tells us not to
risk what we value, yet there is
something more complicated
about the matter. Competition,
jealousy, passion and other
heated emotions can cause
people to put strange things on
the line.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). If
today were a slot machine it
would be coming up all sevens,
paid out in fortuitous con-
nections. Seize opportunities
because they won’t come again
in exactly this lucky way.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
There will be a little drama, but
no need to accuse, blame or
complain. You’ll simply speak
about how you feel from a
very loving heart and finally be
heard.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). If
life is a classroom, you’ll need
to sit up front today to hear
the teacher. Do the cool kids
sit up front? No. But it’s better
to understand the lesson than
to hang in the back with the
glamorous ignorant.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). If you
can look back and see that
you’ve made many mistakes,
it means you’ve lived, risked
and grown. Experience will be
its own reward, but that’s not
the only one you’ll get for your
trouble.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
Supposedly, while doing what
you love you’re not working at
all. That doesn’t mean you won’t
sweat or come away with sore
muscles. You’re a child on the
playground of life.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). No
good comes of perseveration.
No one else is thinking of your
past mistakes, so you should let
them go, too. Distract yourself
with adventure.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Some people settle for trying
to look busy when others are
watching. You genuinely want
to be of service, so when you
don’t have work to do, you’ll find
some.
THATABABY
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). To embrace life is to will-
ingly wrap your arms around
traffic jams and noisy neighbors,
inconvenient tasks and unreli-
able friends. But with your stellar
attitude, you will also find much
sweetness in today’s hug of
reality.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
While your high level of personal
responsibility can’t entirely make
up for the inconsiderate general
public, it will set a precedent
that others will follow, making
more of a difference than you’ll
ever know.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
You’ll handle attention with your
usual modesty. Your charms are
further enhanced by the illusion
that you are unaware of them.
But of course you must have
some small idea of the effect you
create, right?
PHOEBE AND HER UNICORN
LOLA
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Coordinating timing between
two or three people shouldn’t be
this hard. Maybe there’s a reason.
Pull back for an objective view
and ask, “What is the best use of
my time?”
SUNDAY’S BIRTHDAY (Jan.
30). You’ll often get the choice
between now and later. Choose
now. Later has a way of disap-
pearing. This is a year to seize
your moments whether or not
you feel ready. Your talents and
instincts get shaped this year
because you use them often and
deliberately. Gut-based choices
bring you love and profit. Gemini
and Libra adore you. Your lucky
numbers are: 6, 40, 1, 18 and 27.
SIX CHIX
MUTTS
BABY BLUES
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