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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, JANuARy 22, 2022
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
MONDAY, JANUARY 24, 2022
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19). The
shortcut is safe but expensive.
Whether it’s worth it depends on
you how you want to be spend-
ing your time. There’s no wrong
choice, so make your decision
quickly and commit.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). The
wisest way to go about your
day is to start with the ever-im-
portant question, “Is this worth
doing?” Maybe you won’t feel
the same in five hours or in five
years but right now, if it matters
to you, it matters, period.
B.C.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
Grand developments are merely
a series of well-aligned small
accomplishments. The steps you
take now are building toward
something substantial.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). You
could explain yourself but it’s
wiser not to. Saying less allows
the action to move along. Bonus:
You get to maintain the sense of
mystery that’s been working so
well for you lately.
DILBERT
BIZARRO
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Because
you are open and support-
ive, people will tell you their
thoughts and plans even if they
have nothing to do with you. In
situations where you are a team
member or leader, your receptiv-
ity will have obvious advantages.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
Conflict resolution is your talent
of the day. One reason you’re
so good at this is that you leave
your ego out of the equation.
You hear the other side first and
prepare your offer or argument
only after you’ve gotten their
story.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). You’re
an expert at determining quickly
what can be controlled and
what can’t, then accepting your
findings. Success is a function
of embracing the truth and
tending to only the controllable
matters.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
You’re walking around with
your eyes wide open. You take
your responsibility to the world
seriously. You’re busy creating
the environment you want
to live in. It’s a lot. Allow for
breaks.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). While it’s difficult to quit
established habits, it’s easy to
get interested in new ventures.
Use “shiny object syndrome”
to your advantage. Pursue the
shimmer of new goals, and the
old ways naturally lose their
appeal.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
What you intend is intrinsic to
the alchemy of the action. The
same move can be made out of
strategy or impulse, from anger,
passion or loyalty. Each mode
will have a different result.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
If you feel like the situation
isn’t right for you, let that be
enough to say no. You don’t
need to be able to explain your
feelings to anyone, not even to
yourself. Believe your intuition.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
You’ll contribute to others
according to your mood. Things
you’ve been known to give in-
clude: information, provisions,
good cheer, support or space
and freedom.
MONDAY’S BIRTHDAY (Jan.
24). A creative, tenacious
visionary, you’ll sell people on
your plan using a combination
of approaches. Your ambitions
are altruistic. Your keen under-
standing of what others need
and how you can benefit them
makes you a trusted leader. In
turn, you’ll get exactly what
you need, and in delightful,
surprising ways. Scorpio and
Capricorn adore you. Your lucky
numbers are: 7, 1, 44, 39 and
14.