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THE ASTORIAN • THuRSdAy, JANuARy 13, 2022
FRANK AND ERNEST
TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
FRIDAY, JANUARY 14, 2022
ARIES (March 21-April 19). If
you want to know what some-
one says about you when you’re
not in the room, just listen to
what they say about others.
They’ll speak of you in the same
manner. You take this principle
to heart and speak kindness.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). You
wish that you could see what
another person sees during the
day and feel how this person
feels. Your curiosity and empa-
thy allow you to get a glimpse
and feel a tinge of what it must
be like.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
Being too rigid in your rules for
living will only set the stage for
failure. You can keep your high
standards and still leave margins
for error, impulse, desire and the
unknown.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). In
the early stages of a goal, it will
help to have a coach or account-
ability partner. After a few wins,
you will no longer need the
outside help. Self-discipline isn’t
so hard, really. You tell yourself
what to do and then you do it.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). People
aren’t telling the whole story.
There’s more you should know.
If you ask directly, you’re unlikely
to get the truth. Press gently and
observe or wait for unguarded
moments to reveal more.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). It is
lucky to know where tempta-
tion lives. Don’t even go down
that street or you’ll find yourself
knocking on the door. Once
you’re in temptation’s living
room, it will seem impolite to
turn down the offerings.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Can
you believe in faeries without
believing in ogres? Once you
open the door to a world, all of it
rushes forward to greet you, the
good, the bad and the ugly.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Invite others to help you. One
good friend can make all the
difference to your productivi-
ty. Companionship will turn a
daunting task into some fun.
THATABABY
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). It will feel good to lose
self-consciousness and join
the group mind for a moment.
You’ll help others do this too.
You have a way of relaxing
people and making them feel
safe.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan.
19). Your affection for some-
one grows and grows. It’s only
obvious to the keenest of ob-
servers, and most people are
too busy with their own scene
to fall into that category.
PHOEBE AND HER UNICORN
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Spiritual generosity comes
very easily to you and there’s
more power in your kindness
than you might expect. A
smile, a compliment or a little
time with your positivity lifts
hearts and improves days.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
The fish who keeps his mouth
shut doesn’t get caught. Right
now, dear Pisces, it’s better
not to share too much, as it
will make you unnecessarily
vulnerable.
FRIDAY’S BIRTHDAY (Jan.
14). Your ambitions will be
matched by your ability to
realize them. For the next five
weeks, the right moves will
seem obvious. Make long-
and short-term plans while
this insight is going strong.
You’re undeniably attractive,
so hopefully you won’t mind
being pursued. If you do,
you’ll have to bear the bother
of being adored. Virgo and
Sagittarius adore you. Your
lucky numbers are: 1, 12, 8, 30
and 48.
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