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THE ASTORIAN • TuESdAy, JANuARy 11, 2022
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
THURSDAY, JANUARY 13, 2022
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19). You
don’t know how interesting you
are, and that is a hefty part of
your appeal. You’ll like the kind
of attention you draw today
from a smart, subtle admirer.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
Someone would appreciate if
your likes and dislikes were the
same as theirs, but you’re no
conformist. Instead of express-
ing differences, steer clear of
certain subjects altogether
as you head toward common
ground.
B.C.
DILBERT
BIZARRO
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
Shopping isn’t necessarily
buying. Perhaps the only way to
accomplish the former without
the latter today is to leave your
wallet at home while you go
deeper in the investigation of
your options.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
Take your work to a new envi-
ronment. Being able to focus
without distraction will make
you twice as productive as you
would be in the hubbub of
familiar surroundings.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). It’s one
of those high-energy days when
you know what you want and
you go for it in a big way. Your
object of desire has a glittery
appeal, yet it will quickly wash
out against the brightness of the
journey itself.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Stand
back, take a breath and see your
situation anew. Are you handing
your power over to someone
else? Self-respect is a renewable
resource, but if you don’t give it
away, you’ll still have it.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Don’t
forget that over your lifetime,
you’ve changed in all kinds of
ways. The song says to “pick
yourself up, dust yourself off,
and start all over again.” Today
it’s as easy to sing as it is to
accomplish.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Remember when these rules
you abide by were brand-new
to you? Now it’s second nature
to drive inside the lines. Enjoy
your current mastery. You’ll
soon be in a different situation
where you’ll learn anew.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). You may feel that you
know all there is to know about
a certain situation. Is it true?
Put yourself to the test. Teach
others. If you have holes in
your knowledge, they’ll show
you where they are so you can
patch them.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
If you could only do one thing
to make your life more enjoy-
able, less stressful and better
all around, the top contender
is this: sleep. What would you
have to do to get excellent and
plentiful z’s?
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
An idea is forming. It’s not quite
in the frame yet, but thoughts
and feelings are coming to-
gether. By Monday you’ll have a
clear picture of what you want
to do next.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Temptation abounds. Depriva-
tion makes things worse. Buy
the small portion. Treat yourself
to a little. A treat, by definition,
is something you don’t get very
often.
THURSDAY’S BIRTHDAY (Jan.
13). Youth is a non-renewable
resource, but vitality can and
will be cultivated through
this solar journey. A special
relationship will be constant
motivation to do the things
that make you feel most alive.
There’s a change-up of prop-
erty and possessions that will
reflect your evolving values.
Aries and Taurus adore you.
Your lucky numbers are: 2, 33,
25, 4 and 17.