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THE ASTORIAN • TuESdAy, JANuARy 4, 2022
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
THURSDAY, JANUARY 6, 2022
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
The more you think something
the more power you give it. You
can’t change them, but you can
change you, which could be
enough to create just the result
you were hoping for.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
The person talking isn’t always
communicating. The person
hearing isn’t always listening.
Regardless, right now you’re so
tuned into people’s motivations
and intentions, you’ll come to a
deeper understanding of your
situation.
B.C.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
Social awareness will be a forte
of yours. You’ll be careful to take
the temperature of the rooms
you enter, and you’ll change the
climate just by being there, too.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
As any dinosaur would attest,
adaptability is the talent of
survivors. It doesn’t matter how
big and powerful you are; it’s
the ones who respond well to
change who defy extinction.
DILBERT
BIZARRO
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). The
thing that stressed you out a
little while back now holds a dif-
ferent place in your mind. You’ve
finally made it to the day when
you chalk it all up to a learning
experience, or maybe even a
funny story.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
When you compete with others,
you give away the advantages
that have held you in good
stead. Back off instead. Think it
over. What would you do if you
knew you were in a league of
your own?
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Cre-
ative, playful people will make
your life better. One idea leads
to another and suddenly you’re
caught into the swirl. Some
people have a talent for turning
ordinariness into adventure.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
When the passenger inside your
head is in a dark mood, spouting
unhelpful opinions, get up and
change seats. You’ll be surprised
at how one move can interrupt
the whole pattern, allowing you a
brighter outlook and experience.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21).
Here comes the kind of yearning
that doesn’t happen every day.
It’s actually quite rare and, for all
its discomfort, could be con-
sidered a gift. Desire is an ache
but it’s so much better than the
numbness of wanting nothing.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
There’s an art to managing your
emotions. You’re learning to
use the power of your feelings
as motivation instead of seeing
them as burdens you must work
around on your way to success.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
When it comes to relationships,
one good one is better than a
million flimsy ones. You’ll over-
look minutiae. Pettiness helps no
one. You know solid relationships
are cultivated over time and
you’re in it for the long game.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). In
the classroom of life, you teach
people how to treat you. Lectures
in this forum are extremely
unpopular. Rather, it’s usually a
modeling situation. You care for
yourself, and others pick up the
cues.
THURSDAY’S BIRTHDAY (Jan.
6). You’re a deep person who
feels things acutely and thinks
farther into life than most. You’ll
meet your resonant equals and
create a kind of poetry in the way
you relate to one another. Debts
will be paid, wrongs righted.
You’ll be a teacher and your
students will show you new ways
to take your interests. Cancer and
Scorpio adore you. Your lucky
numbers are: 9, 12, 11, 4 and 20.