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THE ASTORIAN • TuESdAy, dEcEmbER 28, 2021
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 30, 2021
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
A loved one will be there to
provide what you need when
you need it. It’s moments like
these that make you realize
you’ve made some good
choices about who belongs in
your life.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
You see what you want, and
you go for it. Things heat up
quickly. The intensity fuels
fast action. Parts of life that
were lacking color will get
a shot of excitement and
glamour.
B.C.
DILBERT
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
Anyone can see what’s going
wrong. You have an excellent
eye for what’s going right.
Share your upbeat observa-
tions. Your optimism will have
far-reaching repercussions.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
The prize should go to the
one who most deserves it, but
it won’t work that way. More
likely, the prize will go to the
one who thinks to ask for it.
So be bold. Pose the question.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). A
relationship improves. It’s
like you’re coasting along
together on good roads in fair
weather. These easy, harmo-
nious vibes just might be the
new normal.
BIZARRO
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
Research the people you
would like to know. As you
learn more about your heroes,
you align yourself with them.
You’ll find out that you’re al-
ready alike in more ways than
you would have guessed.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23).
Just because you started out
one way doesn’t mean you
can’t start over with different
rules. Consider changing the
game or finding new terms
for an agreement.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
You’re excellent at prioritiz-
ing. You make the important
things sacred. Two things that
don’t always fit nicely togeth-
er will suddenly blend better,
for instance work and leisure.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). Self-parenting will be
necessary. Tell yourself that
you can “play” after you’ve
“finished your homework.”
You’ll be amenable to your
own rules and requests.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan.
19). Let your inward con-
fidence show in your style
of speaking. If you are too
self-effacing, your credibility
may be called into question.
Talk with certainty and others
will be certain of you as well.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Your creativity and intelli-
gence will stretch into new
realms. You’ll apply what you
learned in one area of life to a
completely different subject
with great success.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
You could use a mentor.
Actually, one is not enough.
Show people your ideas. You’ll
love who’s receptive to your
charm, who can spot your
talent and show you your own
rich potential.
THURSDAY’S BIRTHDAY
(Dec. 30). While there are
some mighty influential and
successful people around you,
you wouldn’t dream of adopt-
ing anything less than a com-
pletely customized approach
to life. You’ll make your own
rules. “The more the merrier”
will be a theme and you’ll at-
tract a bustling scene. There’s
money to be made in a crowd.
Leo and Scorpio adore you.
Your lucky numbers are: 9, 25,
31, 17 and 44.