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THE ASTORIAN • THuRSdAy, dEcEmbER 23, 2021
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 25, 2021
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
B.C.
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
You’ll put something togeth-
er — a puzzle, the clues in a
mystery, two people you think
should know each other. The
assembly you manage will be
fantastically lucky.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
You’ll get requests that seem for-
ward, but it’s only because you
are so comfortable to be around.
Your lack of pretense makes
people feel they know you bet-
ter than they actually do.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
You’ll instigate the fun. You’ll
address the challenges of the
day by taking initiative, showing
drive and fleshing out the details
of your imagination to great
effect.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). Your cosmic gift is easy
social rapport. Focusing on the
needs and wants of others takes
the pressure off of you — no
need to come up with an agen-
da, and you’ll enjoy the results
more than anyone.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
Thinking about the future can
be much more pleasurable than
the reality you find when you
get there. All the more reason
to indulge in the pleasure of
dreaming.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
There’s joy in going along for the
ride. Giving in to the decisions
of others will bring surprises and
fun. Tonight, dollars will not be
the currency that buys the good
stuff.
DILBERT
BIZARRO
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). You’ll
want to control the experience
you’re about to have, but it’s pre-
cisely your lack of control over
it that will make it fun. Tonight,
you’ll reveal something about
yourself in a comfortable, open
environment.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
You’re respected. You will say
what others have said before
and get a completely different
reaction. People want to act on
your ideas because of who you
are.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). You
expect much of yourself, and
you’re capable of delivering on
those expectations. The team
will help, and you will also help
the team — so much so that
by the end of the day, your
own agenda will be a distant
memory.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
Your mind holds expansive vi-
sions and you’ve been dreaming
a little bigger and more colorful,
too. It is now possible to bring
your fantasies into a real-world
scenario.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
You’ll be casting someone for a
role. The one who is best for a
job may defy the typical criteria.
You’ll make wise decisions with
sound reasoning behind them,
though even you may not fully
understand what the reasons
are.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Despite all you’ve experienced
you still have the hope of the
innocent and the faith of the
uninitiated. Because you see
life as precious, wondrous and
beautiful, others around you see
it that way too.
SATURDAY’S BIRTHDAY (Dec.
25). As part of a tight group,
you’ll know a side of life many
never will. Entranced and fasci-
nated, you’ll find the danger in
beauty and the beauty in dan-
ger. Create solid daily balance;
the thrills happen intermittently
on their own schedule. Financial
luck and hard work go hand in
hand, giving you more leeway.
Gemini and Aquarius adore you.
Your lucky numbers are: 4, 20,
11, 40 and 15.