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THE ASTORIAN • TuESdAy, dEcEmbER 21, 2021
FRANK AND ERNEST
TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 22, 2021
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
The problem needs a creative
solution. Don’t skip the brain-
storm. Write down everything
that comes to your mind on the
subject: good, bad, realistic,
fantastic... Workable ideas are
oddly similar to ridiculous ones.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
Getting yourself to do what
you know you should can be
tricky. When you resist your
own self-discipline, assume you
have your reasons. Maybe your
approach is too harsh. Go easy.
Try tenderness.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
You’re in the mood to get right
to the point. It’s a style that
will be appreciated by efficient
types who don’t need a lot of
fluff and extras. As for those
with sweeter preferences, do it
your way but add lots of sugar.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). All
your relationships feed your
soul. It’s just that some serve
cake and others serve vegeta-
bles. Today, your soul is most
fortified by solid types serving
sandwiches.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Today’s
success formula is very simple:
Recognize where you made a
bad choice, make a better one
and enjoy the difference this
creates in your world.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
What would your life look like if
you didn’t have a worry in the
world? Get a vision of your-
self as a completely carefree
person, and then analyze the
vision for hints about your best
next move.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23).
Watch your words, especially
when you talk to yourself. Keep
it sunny and warm. Fortune is
truly smiling on you, and rec-
ognizing your good luck brings
about even more of it.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Look again at your finances.
You are paying someone to do
what you would have more sat-
isfaction doing all by yourself.
Can you cut expense and do
more with less?
THATABABY
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). You’ve been too hard on
yourself in some regard. A
gentle approach will reduce, if
not erase, the hurt and tension.
There’s much to be gained by
simply settling down.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan.
19). A paradox: Sometimes you
have to stop “doing you” in or-
der to become who you really
are. You’re daring today and will
let go of a comfortable pattern
for the sake of self-knowledge.
PHOEBE AND HER UNICORN
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Michel de Montaigne won-
dered if he was playing with his
cat or if he was a toy to his cat.
Such questions apply to your
role in a nonfeline relationship.
You’ll be keenly aware inside
the games people play.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Aesthetics matter to you more
than usual, not just because
you want to be surrounded by
beauty but because a greater
sense of order occurs around
well-thought out environ-
ments.
WEDNESDAY’S BIRTHDAY
(Dec. 22). Appreciation is your
general attitude, which tunes
you into experiencing deeper
levels of loveliness. Nuanced
talents will send you in a fresh
trajectory and at the end of
the solar cycle, you’ll feel like a
new person. Family additions
will turn up the energy levels;
children and/or brainchildren
will reflect brilliantly on you.
Aries and Leo adore you. Your
lucky numbers are: 3, 25, 38, 11
and 4.
LOLA
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