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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, dEcEmbER 18, 2021
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
MONDAY, DECEMBER 20, 2021
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
Some habits are hangovers
from a time when such behav-
ior was necessary. When the
necessity left, the habit stayed.
Now it’s either a fond memo-
ry or a waste of motion; you
decide.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
Domestic life will be improved
by implementing one key
change. This behavior might
feel strange and forced at first
but with repetition it quickly
becomes comfortable.
B.C.
DILBERT
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
Don’t advise or instruct. People
don’t like to be told what to do
today. Model everything you
want to see in others. They’ll
likely follow your lead but even
if they don’t, at least you bene-
fit from living your ideal.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
What comes around goes
around, and rather immediate-
ly today. This fact favors you
since you’re inclined to make
contributions that are helpful,
supportive and loving.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Oddly,
too much politeness can be
impolite. If it sets a tone that
makes people uncomfortable,
it defeats the purpose of man-
ners. Besides, people get bored
with predictability. Your unex-
pected behavior will delight.
BIZARRO
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
Long after others have given
up, you will still be holding on.
It shows heart, yet your tenac-
ity doesn’t feel like effort be-
cause you’re naturally inclined
to follow through.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23).
You’ve been working in the
dark, metaphorically. Someone
must know where the light
switch is. Your inquisitiveness
will save the day. You’ll ask
more people better questions.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
You’re not trying to win some-
one over, rather you just want
to express yourself and you’re
in no mood to go small. Your
boldness will make a differ-
ence.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). Everyone in the group
is committed to meeting a
common goal. You may not
technically be the team leader
but it will fall to you to keep
everyone motivated.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
Maybe you’ve been sharing a
little too much. The good stuff
is meant for you, too. The world
is your poem to read; your
mystery to solve; your beauty
to revel in.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Your stellar work ethic disal-
lows you to anything but your
best. Today, this will entail
taking more than your share of
responsibility and continuing
on long after the glamour has
worn off.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Stick to your plan. You might
have to pass on a spur-of-the-
moment opportunity but you
won’t really be missing out.
Right now, it’s more important
to keep your word to yourself.
In time, you’ll do everything
you want to do.
MONDAY’S BIRTHDAY (Dec.
20). Reality flickers. There’s the
sense that this could finally
be the real world... Then, in an
instant, life streams in as sur-
real or sublime. You’ll absorb
and assimilate all even when
you don’t feel in charge of it.
Your courage opens opportu-
nity. You’re a graceful surfer of
circumstance and a powerful
provider. Gemini and Aries
adore you. Your lucky numbers
are: 4, 33, 2, 19 and 6.