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THE ASTORIAN • TuESdAy, dEcEmbER 14, 2021
FRANK AND ERNEST
TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 15, 2021
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
What you want requires an
investment of time, money, en-
ergy or all of the above. But you
don’t have to bet the farm to
make a change happen. Take a
small risk and see how that feels
before you take another.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
Just because you think you can
do something doesn’t mean
you can, but it sure gives you a
better start than the alternative.
Today, you’ll see a boss in action
and think, “That could be me!”
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
You’ll argue your point and
argue it well. Not everyone will
agree, but at least you’ll give
them something to think about.
This isn’t over — not yet.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). No person is an island. You
cannot possibly reach your goal
without the cooperation of oth-
ers. You’ll work with others and
give them what they need in
order to obtain what you need.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
You’re in the mood for some-
thing you’re not sure you can
afford. “Take care of the luxuries
and the necessities will take
care of themselves.” — Dorothy
Parker
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
There’s someone you want to
impress, but you’ll be better off
when you resist the urge to do
so. You are already attractive
to this person, so trying to be
attractive will only work against
you. Don’t sell it when it’s
already sold.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
It’s demolition day for an idea,
illusion or a string of unhelpful
thoughts, the absence of which
will free you to embrace current
circumstances and accept your-
self the way you are.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Three rules of show business
will apply today: Read the room.
Tell them what you’re going to
do, do it, then tell them what
you did. Leave them wanting
more.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). You’re
emotionally flexible and can
play with modalities and tones
until you feel optimism, joy and
a general sense of winning.
To change your attitude is to
change the outcome.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Keep moving. To hang out in
any environment for too long
is unproductive. You can begin
again now. Any moment is a val-
id starting point for doing the
thing you want to do and being
who you want to be.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Your
labor will exceed the benefits
of a job — even more true in
the case of jobs that don’t pay.
The rigors of your role will have
you sweating with work that’s
thankless. Counteract stress by
doubling down on self-appreci-
ation.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23).
Regret does serve a purpose. It
informs the decisions of today.
As the Chinese Proverb goes,
“The best time to plant a tree
was twenty years ago. The sec-
ond-best time is now.”
THATABABY
WEDNESDAY’S BIRTHDAY
(Dec. 15). You don’t think of
pleasure as something that
must be cultivated yet it’s
what unfolds. You aim yourself
toward measures of discipline
considered by most to be work
and you somehow fall in love
with the endeavor. Your habits
improve, your skills deepen and
your purpose mellows into a
powerful boldness. Aquarius
and Cancer adore you. Your
lucky numbers are: 2, 22, 1, 13
and 44.
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