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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, dEcEmbER 11, 2021
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
MONDAY, DECEMBER 13, 2021
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
B.C.
ARIES (March 21-April 19). Do
you feel like the only sane one in
the room? You bought a ticket
to the circus, and these are the
clowns. Sit back and enjoy, then
make a quick departure before
the tiger act arrives.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov.
21). Your gifts are meant for
sharing. You’ll go where things
seem more interesting, or
problematic even, because
that’s where your smarts will
be most useful.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). You
will make alliances to benefit
you and yours. It could be as
simple as a friendly conversation
or as complex as a legal agree-
ment, the implications of which
will be relaxation and leisure.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). You’ve the freedom to
walk away from what’s mis-
aligned with your principles or
purposes. There are many in
the world who don’t have the
luxury; when you exercise your
rights, you do it for them, too.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). You
can’t believe all you hear around
the proverbial watercooler, and
that goes double when the
“watercooler” is social media.
One out of 10 stories will be
false. Enjoy them but don’t act
on them.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
Do the others know where you
stand? Dare to express your
opinion even when it doesn’t
appear to be a popular one. An
honest difference is better than
a dishonest agreement.
DILBERT
BIZARRO
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). If you’ve
ever had a dream you didn’t
want to wake up from, you know
that illusion can be the sweetest
pleasure. Your imagination is so
active now, and your daydreams
have brilliant potential applica-
tion to the real world.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). In
the normal function of relation-
ships, people project their hopes
and wishes on each other. Later,
with a more accurate picture
of what the person is actually
like, some of it won’t fit. So, how
versatile are you?
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). When
you’re the strongest, you’ll step
up. When there’s another who
knows more, you’ll back down
and learn. With the honest as-
sessment of strengths, everyone
will be raised.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan.
19). Consider giving your
message to someone else to
deliver. Familiars will respond
better to someone from the
outside. The proverb says, no
one is a prophet in his own
land.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Your taste is exquisite but it’s
a hard thing to prove without
a tangible expression. If you
can’t yet afford what you want,
collect pictures from maga-
zines to make a vision board.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
You’re unlikely to take part in
events without contributing
something that makes a differ-
ence. You may not be aware of
what exactly that difference is,
but rest assured you’re a force
for good.
MONDAY’S BIRTHDAY (Dec.
13). This solar return sees you
make good on your potential,
lift your group and introduce
new hopes and dreams. Three
standout events will serve as
memory-making markers on
the journey. Alliances will be
solidified, though note that
you don’t have to totally agree
to unify and make a difference
together. Cancer and Gemini
adore you. Your lucky numbers
are: 3, 29, 10, 4 and 18.