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THE ASTORIAN • THuRSdAy, dEcEmbER 9, 2021
FRANK AND ERNEST
TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 10, 2021
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
Anger is not like a drug; it
is a drug. It alters a person’s
chemistry more effectively than
a lot of other substances. Keep
this in mind while dealing with
people who seem to lean on
this emotion. Maybe it’s not
about you.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
Even the self-made have
teachers, perhaps in the form of
books or role models. Why limit
your influences or accept the
first instructor to come along?
You’ll love what happens when
you proactively choose your
mentors.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). As
character-building as rejection
is, there’s no reason to get more
of it than necessary. Before you
put your project or yourself out
there, find out what it typically
takes to get to yes.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
Success will seem to take for-
ever and include one near miss
after another until you begin
to wonder if you’re ever going
to get there. Push through the
dip. When you hit, you’ll hit a
jackpot.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Small
things can have life-changing
intensity. One pinch of hot chili
pepper changes the dish. One
spark lights the fire. One smol-
dering look can set off a chain
affecting generations.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
Love gives more than it takes.
You’ll feel enlarged by ev-
erything you deliver in love,
and others will be bigger for
everything they give in the
same spirit.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). In
today’s case, impulsivity will be
a minus. Before you make the
move you are contemplating,
talk it out with someone knowl-
edgeable and reasonable.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). Old
pictures, past social media posts
and historic texts will be part
of the texture of this day. Some
artifacts make you smile. As for
the cringeworthy ones, let them
represent how far you’ve come.
Celebrate growth.
THATABABY
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21).
You’ll be asked to handle other
people’s problems. You’d like to.
It would be easier. But then you’ll
have to do it every time, and
when you’re not around they’ll
suffer. The kind way is to help
others be self-sufficient.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
You’ll win. Stay humble and quiet
about the victory for now, if not
out of modesty, then for strategy.
Competition is everywhere. And
even when people don’t want
to compete with you, success
changes the social dynamic.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
The muses will be tardy. Don’t
wait on them. Inspiration will
start to trickle in after you get
working. The principle applies to
your social life too. Friends will
hop on a train that’s already in
motion.
PHOEBE AND HER UNICORN
LOLA
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Adaptability is one of your many
gifts. You come across the odd
and unexpected, beyond your
expertise and outside of your
preference. And yet still ... you get
used to it, make the most of it,
turn it all to your advantage.
FRIDAY’S BIRTHDAY (Dec. 10).
Your cosmic gift is one of great
presence and magnetism. It
allows you to speak with silence
and impart messages that
suggest more than words allow.
You’ll use this to lead people,
facilitate lucky connections and
make it easy for people to create
significant, beautiful and helpful
things as a group. Gemini and
Capricorn adore you. Your lucky
numbers are: 8, 10, 4, 44 and 19.
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