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THE ASTORIAN • THuRSdAy, NOvEmbER 25, 2021
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 27, 2021
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
B.C.
DILBERT
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
You’re a cheerful, animated
version of yourself and you
don’t have to work on being
this way. Love draws out your
every joyful movement. Take
your time with people. Delight
in the moments.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Because people feel free to ex-
press a genuine side of them-
selves around you, they keep
coming back. You learn more
about the human condition
from listening to people than
any other way.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
You’re not looking for a deal
in which the advantages
outweigh the disadvantages.
You’re looking for a deal that’s
all advantages. As unrea-
sonable as this sounds, it’s
also entirely possible, so why
settle?
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). Theoretical love won’t do.
You need a love that’s demon-
strated, or is it even real? You’ll
get the answer to your love
questions in actions taken on
your behalf.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
You don’t like to have to
depend on people but sharing
even the smallest need will
be a blessing. Let down your
guard and you’ll be well taken
care of. Trust builds connec-
tions.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
Today’s events will show you
just how far you’ve come. If
they would have unfolded
a year ago, you’d have been
thrown for a loop. Now you
handle things like a boss.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). There’s
more than one way to break
the ice. You can do it with a
melting warmth, a crackling
wit or an assertive confidence.
One way or another, you’ll get
it done.
BIZARRO
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
You won’t regret building your
day around the needs of your
loved ones or the demands
of a project. This temporary
need, however small, is a gold-
en opportunity for bonding.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23).
You learned long ago that the
harder a person tries to make
a good impression, the worse
the impression will be. You’re
feeling relaxed and will form
bonds effortlessly.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan.
19). When you stop and think
about it, you’ve become what
you envisioned, you embody
what you once envied, you
live what was once a fantasy.
There’s little time to congrat-
ulate yourself. You’re onto the
new quest.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Out of respect, you follow the
rules of a community, both
implied and explicit. You drive
the speed limit through other
people’s neighborhoods both
actually and metaphorically.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Unless it’s your job, it won’t pay
to correct anyone. Graciously
overlook today’s mistakes and
next time you can instruct
preemptively if necessary. The
best way is to lead by example.
SATURDAY’S BIRTHDAY (Nov.
27). You will quite naturally
develop a uniquely attrac-
tive offering as you do what
pleases you. Your timing is
something of a wonder, which
is why, on at least three occa-
sions, jaw-dropping, unlikely
good luck falls right into your
open hands. Working for a
cause, you’ll be surrounded
by like minds — a noble crew.
Cancer and Libra adore you.
Your lucky numbers are: 25, 39,
1, 4 and 16.