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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, OcTObER 16, 2021
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
MONDAY, OCTOBER 18, 2021
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19). You
lost something irreplaceable
back there; knowing this is a
sign that you’re living right. To
recognize and celebrate the spe-
cialness of things while you have
them, knowing that someday
you will mourn, is to live fully.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
You’ll be pitching and persuad-
ing. The best presentations you’ll
ever make are the ones no one
asked you to make. Ideas drop in
from on high, and the impulse
to follow through comes straight
from your heart.
B.C.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). You
know when you’re onto a good
idea and you don’t need anyone
else to affirm it. In fact, any op-
position you hear will only serve
to steel your resolve.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
You’re working for smiles today.
When the smiles happen, you’re
among them. There is one per-
son in particular whose happi-
ness will have you sweating. All
hard work pays off.
DILBERT
BIZARRO
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). You’re
a part of this — the only part of
this you have complete respon-
sibility for. Taking care of yourself
is taking care of those around
you. Self-love is one of the most
essential things you can do to
put love into the world.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
You’re supportive, but you don’t
allow yourself to be taken ad-
vantage of. You keep them alert
to your gifts. Otherwise, they will
get spoiled and be robbed of
the pleasure of fully experienc-
ing what you do.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). As
you serve the needs of others,
keep in mind that there are
people who have no sensor to
tell them when they’ve crossed
a line or are being greedy. Draw
and enforce the boundaries they
cannot intuit.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
People tell you their life stories.
Neither of you know why it
happens. It has to do with
something happening on the
subconscious level. You natu-
rally orientate yourself toward
others, and they open up to
you.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). You practice and you get
better, though it doesn’t always
feel that way. Every mistake,
obstacle and problem improves
you. Eventually, you’ll reach a
point of diminishing returns,
but you haven’t reached it yet.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
Love makes you happier and
better behaved. You find deep
wells of patience and compas-
sion for the world because you
have found them first for the
one you adore.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
People who want your con-
tributions may not be able to
repay you. Consider all aspects
of the deal before you get into
it; you can save yourself from
future regret or resentment.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
The spiritual aspects of love
reign supreme. What happens
on the spiritual level will guide
all other aspects. The logic
of scientists or the reason of
scholars cannot predict the
heart’s path.
MONDAY’S BIRTHDAY (Oct.
18). No matter what you have
been led to believe about your
talent, you can be sure that it’s
much bigger. You are a knight
on behalf of your kingdom.
You’ll feel ill-equipped, but the
right tools fall right into your
hands when you most need
them. You’ll pick up your sword
and shield, vanquish the drag-
on and be celebrated. Aquarius
and Virgo adore you. Your lucky
numbers are: 5, 32, 40, 1 and 7.