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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, OcTObER 2, 2021
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
MONDAY, OCTOBER 4, 2021
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
A fanciful focus on your story
will work for you. What is the
kinder, gentler way of viewing
your past? Much good can be
accomplished by lightening
your psychic load.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
Tell people how they can de-
light you. Let them know what
you’re dealing with. Follow up
with the referrals of friends. An
issue will be resolved with the
help of a skilled practitioner.
B.C.
DILBERT
BIZARRO
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
Responsibility and obligation
will come readily to you, so
you don’t have to seek or vol-
unteer for it. Just because you
know you can handle it doesn’t
mean you should. Protect your
spare time.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
You’ll accomplish more in a
group. The trick is in setting an
intention everyone can get be-
hind. Otherwise, projects will
devolve into a battle of wills.
Take hold of the situation;
you’re the one who can.
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). There’s someone you
want to reach out to. As it goes
with all the best things in life,
there’s a risk involved. If there
weren’t, it wouldn’t be worth
doing. Onward with velocity!
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan.
19). Do a thing once and it’s
not done yet. You’d be sur-
prised at how often you have
to repeat to make it stick. Go
on, then — do it over and over.
In the repetition, life comes
together.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
People can’t help what they
like, which is a fact of life in
your favor today. You’ll follow
your fascination to its natural
endpoint — your happiness.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). There’s
the best kind of mind/body
conflict going on for you now.
It invites you to solve problems
through movement. You’re vi-
tal and playful. Your body will
tell you what it needs.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
You did the work and you lined
it up, so now all it takes is a
flick of the switch to see it play
out. How satisfying! Because
of the past trial and error, this
goes off without a hitch.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Un-
fortunately, people sometimes
oppose one another without
knowing why. Call it a quirk of
human nature when they cre-
ate reasons to legitimize their
story. In this game, the only
way to win is not to play.
MONDAY’S BIRTHDAY (Oct.
4). You’ll be exceptionally
lucky in love, cultivating
relationships with people
who treat you beautifully and
without prompting. You’ll
commit your talent to mak-
ing someone else look better
and your own path becomes
clear. You will take work that’s
already good and refine it until
it’s spectacular. Pisces and
Sagittarius adore you. Your
lucky numbers are: 9, 30, 22,
28 and 18.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23).
You’ve had advocates and
champions in your life, so you
know what that kind of sup-
port looks like. Take it on for
yourself. Be the support you
need and deserve.
NON SEQUITUR
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Relationships get interesting.
It’s not that the events are
remarkable; it’s just that what
happens will defy your expec-
tation. You either didn’t know
what to expect or weren’t
expecting much, so it’s all a
delightful surprise.