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THE ASTORIAN • THuRSdAy, SEpTEmbER 30, 2021
FRANK AND ERNEST
TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 1, 2021
ARIES (March 21-April 19). You
don’t approach relationships
like an investor approaches the
stock market, with an eye con-
stantly out for the return. You’re
a giver, so you give. The winds of
love will distribute your offerings
perfectly.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
You’ve a multifaceted skill set.
When you don’t get the chance
to use some of these skills for
too long a time, you start to feel
diminished. Want a spiritual lift?
Seek opportunities to exercise
your competence.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
What do you want to be known
for? The answer to that question
has changed many times over
the years and is changing you
still. Today brings novel and
bright new ideas on the subject.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21).
The inherent chaos of human
connection is bound to create
a mess sooner or later. Would
you really want it any other way?
Today’s madness is poetry in mo-
tion. It will even seem to rhyme.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
Space and silence can be a heal-
ing gift to a relationship. Long
conversations are apt to get off
track, so keep it brief, say what
you need to say, and then leave
and let it sink in.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
The old vaudevillians had it right.
A three-step process helps the
show along quite nicely. First, tell
them what you’re going to do.
Next, do it. Finally, tell them what
you did. Cue the applause.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
You shouldn’t have to power
through an endeavor on your
willpower alone. Demand some-
thing of the venture. Is it exciting
enough to pull you forward?
Momentum is easy when the job
fits with your life and interests.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
How do you buy time? In the
case of library fines and overdue
credit cards, you can buy it with
money. But in most other cases,
time is bought with charm. Your
charisma will get you as much of
someone’s time as you want.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). The
past has your attention like
a spell. Break the hold it has
over you by freshening up your
environment. Different and new
surroundings will sing out to
you, “Welcome to today!”
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). You
are as worthy of the best things
in life as any king, queen or saint.
The question is, what constitutes
a best thing? Love’s gaze tops the
list. Currently, the most splendor-
per-inch will be found in the eyes
of another.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). No
one is born strong. Strength is
weakness handled proactively.
You’ve lifted much in this life-
time and gotten stronger with
each effort. You’ll do it again
today.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23).
You’ve seen plenty around here,
and you’re ready to see what’s
over there. This appetite for
adventure, being stronger than
usual, is going to take some
planning to execute, and that
will be half the fun.
FRIDAY’S BIRTHDAY (Oct. 1).
You’ll work toward something
you want, and then the universe
shows you an even better fit. It
won’t require more effort, just
different effort. You’ll be enliv-
ened by a challenge. You’ll make
a system out of the solution that
will be helpful to others. New
thought and fitness patterns
raise the amount of fun in your
world. Gemini and Aquarius
adore you. Your lucky numbers
are: 4, 44, 41, 20 and 15.
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