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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, SEpTEmbER 18, 2021
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 20, 2021
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
Just because you focus on
something doesn’t mean you
understand it. Take your focus
off of the thing that’s baffling
you. That’s when the insights will
come.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
You’ll check a goal off your list,
but your broader aspiration to
give something unique to your
people is never quite complet-
ed. This drive to create beautiful
experiences for others will keep
you inspired, motivated and
vital.
B.C.
DILBERT
BIZARRO
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). You have a gift for work-
ing through conflict, and the
initiative to step up to challenge.
You’ll apply these valuable
assets in an array of ways in the
weeks to come.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
You know your preferences, so
you also know their fickleness.
You came by them randomly,
and under other conditions,
you could just as easily enjoy
something else. An open mind is
more easily amused.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan.
19). People feel emboldened
to stretch and learn around
you. The proof of this is in the
mistakes they make. In a way,
each mistake is evidence of the
vitality of your connection. The
question is: How many is too
many?
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
Your favorite people tend to
delight you regardless of the
circumstance. Friends and family
will cause heart-fortifying incon-
veniences. You’ll enjoy the ways
they put you out.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
When you think, “There has to
be a better way ... “ you are in
fact getting a nudge of intu-
ition worth investigating. If
there wasn’t a better way, you
wouldn’t have had that feeling.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). What
makes you so wonderfully
entertaining is the wide range of
reactive modes in your arsenal.
You’re just as adept at being gra-
cious, humble and understated
as you are at showing off.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Revamp your spending plan. Or,
if you’re like many Cancers right
now, the plan wasn’t “vamped”
to begin with. Now is your
chance. What you come up with,
you’ll stick to.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
You’ve watched from the side-
lines long enough; hop into the
game. You have everything it
takes to make a contribution to
the action. They need you more
than you realize.
MONDAY’S BIRTHDAY (SEPT.
20). Exciting challenges take
your life to new heights. If the
call comes off like a burdensome
demand, either you misunder-
stand it or someone is asking
way too much of you. Mountains
invite you to climb them, not
carry them. Fun is your destiny.
You get along with everyone
and bring together interesting
company. Cancer and Capricorn
adore you. Your lucky numbers
are: 1, 33, 10, 28 and 5.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). You’re
so aware of your surroundings
that it’s hard to know what
to zoom in on. Trust that it’s a
better position to be in than the
more comfortable obliviousness
so many of your peers enjoy.
NON SEQUITUR
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Take your time making a choice.
Choosing wisely is the most
time-efficient action. With the
right decision, you can hit the
ground running. There’s nothing
to work out, and the mainte-
nance fits your lifestyle.