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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, SEpTEmbER 11, 2021
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 13, 2021
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
B.C.
DILBERT
BIZARRO
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
Among the most magical things
you can give another person is
your sight. You may see a rarely
noticed talent, a secret pain or
undiscovered potential. You don’t
have to speak of it; just seeing is a
gift that can be felt.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). It
won’t take much to tip the ordi-
nary into the realm of extraor-
dinary, though it will be hard to
pinpoint exactly what it is that
tips it. It could be as subtle as
lighting, fickle as mood or soft as
a smile.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). You
think you know the boundaries
of you, who you are and what
you would and wouldn’t do ... but
those borders are as changeable
as lines on a postwar map. Keep
an open mind because your
shape is changing.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21).
Sometimes it’s hard for you to
say no to people, but you’ll have
a much easier time of it as a new
purpose takes hold of your scene.
Knowing what you’re saying yes
to makes all the difference.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). Stress
levels get uncomfortable. It’s an
opportunity to look at your gen-
eral management of these things.
Everyone needs an arsenal of
coping mechanisms for modern
life. What are your top five?
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
The best part of your routines
get even better as you leap up
in skill, connect with others and
find comfort in the realm. Hard
to believe this wasn’t even a part
of your life not so long ago. And
you’ll soon add even more fun.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
You’re learning someone. Con-
text will play a huge role. You can
tell more about a person through
overhearing five minutes of their
conversation with an intimate
friend than you can from spend-
ing five hours together in public.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
There are many ways to ask for
what you want. You like the
mystery of hints and implications.
Those on your wavelength will
pick up on your cues. The others
need more direct communica-
tion.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). No mat-
ter how much you like someone,
if they act selfishly and take
advantage of your kindness, their
presence in your life will dimin-
ish, instead of contribute, to your
good energy.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). All
that’s standing between you and
your goal is a discovery. But this
discovery won’t happen until
you’re in the process of work.
So go forward blindly using the
tools you have. Your intent will
get things moving.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). You’ll
soon be around your favorite
type of people: The sort who take
charge of their own happiness.
They know what they want, take
pleasure in their pursuits and
make fun wherever they are.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Like
a rock star, boxer or firewood
chopper, you’ll channel your
anger into something that brings
people together. The way you
turn bad feelings into entertain-
ment and warmth is downright
magical.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
MONDAY’S BIRTHDAY (SEPT.
13). Put your hands on your hips
and let that hero cape flap in the
wind. There’s a situation to save,
and you’re just the one to save
it. Take a chance in October. A
pay-off will allow you to expand
in one area and wrap-up an
endeavor that has already served
you well. Music, children and
celebration bring you into 2022.
Gemini and Aquarius adore you.
Your lucky numbers are: 10, 4, 44,
48 and 17.