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THE ASTORIAN • THuRSdAy, SEpTEmbER 9, 2021
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 11, 2021
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
This weekend won’t ignite the
flames of passion, and this is
better for you now. The balance
allows for friendship, conversa-
tion, adventure and fun to keep
flowing into next week.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
You don’t have to solve a prob-
lem for everyone to solve it for
someone, nor do you always
have to stand out to do well in
a venture. This applies to both
business and personal interac-
tions.
B.C.
DILBERT
BIZARRO
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
The one who said, “Truth does
not blush” wasn’t paying close
attention. The truth can be very
uncomfortable to hear indeed.
Today’s honesty will provoke a
visceral response.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
You feel like you’re patting
around in the dark to find the
light switch. These temporary
outages can’t be helped. No
one is illuminated all of the
time. Move slow, and enjoy
the way non-dominant senses
come alive.
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Frustration is natural but
immature. Do you really have
time for self-directed anger? You
can solve the problem or leave
it blank and move on. You’ll be
happy either way.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). Spontaneous travel and/or
travel plans are favored. In new
places, you are someone else,
partly because you are suddenly
with people who you may never
see again.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
You’re a giver sometimes and a
taker other times. The fact that
you get to be both is a signal
of health, as embodying only
one of those roles is a sign of a
troubled imbalance.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Tenacity and stamina are your
winning attributes, which you’ll
apply to marvelous effect. Good
fortune comes via sales, efforts
for your family and community
projects.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Step
back to look at the big picture.
You’ll wake up to a surprising
reality. For instance, if you only
feel like you’re doing a good
job when you’re meeting one
person’s needs, there’s some-
thing wrong with the job.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). A
sacrifice will appease the powers
that be. It doesn’t matter if it’s
something hard or easy for you
to give. What matters is that it’s
something they need and want.
So, before you give, find out
what they are looking for.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). A
goal has slipped out of reach
and will continue to drift away
unless you act now to reel it
back in. You’re very lucky now.
You have an extremely good
chance of getting this one,
so make an action plan and
commit.
SATURDAY’S BIRTHDAY (Sept.
11). You’ll explore vast dis-
tances of the mind, heart and
Earth, traveling far and wide to
complete your mission. Your
social instincts are on point, and
destiny is altered just because
you are welcoming to someone
at the moment they most need
it. Your finances will reflect your
diligent, intelligent work efforts.
Leo and Capricorn adore you.
Your lucky numbers are: 5, 33,
21, 51 and 15.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Mon-
ey is a motivator, but it’s not in
the top three. Your true desire
is for knowledge, experience
and wisdom, which are the
NON SEQUITUR
golden keys, more helpful than
money for moving beyond your
current limitations.