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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, SEpTEmbER 4, 2021
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 6, 2021
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
You’re considering a bold
move. If it makes your heart
beat faster and you feel like
running away, that’s a good
sign. The conqueror that you
are, you’ll run toward your fear
instead.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
You have no trouble bringing
your mind to the task at hand,
but keeping it there for long
stretches amidst distractions
will be a challenge. Prevent the
distractions and you’re golden!
B.C.
DILBERT
BIZARRO
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). An
inner critic will speak especial-
ly loudly. Respond in a warm
and welcoming way, and the
climate inside you becomes
milder. Clouds part, your head
clears and sunshine floods your
heart.
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). To get the whole story,
you must talk to everyone
who was there. Beware: There
are many who don’t want the
whole story — only the story
that supports their agenda.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan.
19). Oscar Wilde said style is
what “makes us believe in a
thing.” You will prove his point
today as you infuse something
ordinary with your extraordi-
nary uniqueness and watch it
get bought right up.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
You and a loved one will
respectfully disagree. That
you can do this without too
much of an emotional charge
speaks well of the relationship’s
stability, which is trending in a
healthy direction.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Although it is not inherent-
ly useful to offend people,
worthy endeavors sometimes
alter power dynamics, which
is sure to ruffle feathers. The
popularity of a choice will
have little to do with its cor-
rectness.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Avoid
mind-numbing activities such
as losing yourself in entertain-
ment you’ve already seen. Aim
smarter. Intellectual pursuits
will first expand your mind,
then your horizons.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
The importance of good
friends isn’t lost on you. You’ll
be reminded of good times
and cherished friends, which
could inspire a thoughtful
show of appreciation.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
You will come across outdated
information, wrong addresses
and links to error pages, yet
you’re still on a good path. Stick
to the maps of the well-inten-
tioned journeyers before you.
MONDAY’S BIRTHDAY (SEPT.
6). Today, they celebrate your
uniqueness. You bring out a
side of people that wouldn’t
exist if not for you. You’ll
continue the tradition with
playful and thoughtful inter-
actions throughout the year.
Your involvement in an uphill
battle will prove worth the
fight. Compensation will be
sweet. Never resist love; take
it all in. Taurus and Sagittarius
adore you. Your lucky num-
bers are: 6, 13, 2, 28 and 16.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). If
no one objects to your work,
dig a little deeper. Good work
will raise questions. It will
find support and critics at the
same time. And great work will
be simultaneously loved and
reviled.
NON SEQUITUR
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
To remain on course, you will
need resilience. Therefore,
any knock to your balance is a
lucky opportunity to practice
emotional elasticity, quick
reflexes and speedy recovery.