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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, SEpTEmbER 4, 2021
FRANK AND ERNEST
TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 5, 2021
ARIES (March 21-April 19). Just
when you think life couldn’t get
any weirder, a fire sign arrives to
push against the edges of your
reality. If nothing else, you’ll
appreciate the entertainment
value in this.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). In
the same way a picture can turn
a plain wall into a room with
a view, a person can turn an
ordinary experience into an ex-
pansive one. Everyone you meet
is a window to another world.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). You
are nothing if not tasteful. Your
aesthetic values will be evident
in the understated finesse of
your approach to just about
everything. The ones who notice
are your people. The ones who
don’t are learning from you, too.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
The current astral lineup sug-
gests you may be vulnerable to
relationships with a distinctly
narcissistic flavor. Resist moving
too quickly in your dealings. It’s
better to gain trust and traction
over time.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). You’d do anything to put a
smile on your loved one’s face,
though you’ll have great success
with a very small move. Listen
up. Then, show proof that you
were listening. That’s all it takes.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
You have a way of bringing
out the best in people. You’re a
delight when dealing with the
delightful, and with the noto-
riously difficult personalities,
you’re unflappable.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). You
are fully aware of your surround-
ings and focused on only what
is most helpful to your purpose.
Others tell you where to go
and what to do — suggestions
to consider, but not to act on
automatically.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
The debate centers around
responsibilities, where they lie
and the logistics of who is going
to take on what job. You may
take on more than you intended
to, which will ultimately work to
your benefit.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Re-
member when you let go of a
childish hope that simply failed
to match up with reality? You
were liberated by the move and
were soon onto more fulfilling
pursuits. History is about to
repeat itself.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). Are
you ready to take a relationship
to the next level? Of course not.
That’s not how things work.
First, you commit beyond your
capability. Then, in the process
of the work, you grow in capa-
bility.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). You
are a sovereign nation. Anyone
who sees your autonomy as a
threat is the embodiment of a
red flag. Work goes smoothly
with those who respect your
power and observe your bound-
aries.
SUNDAY’S BIRTHDAY (SEPT.
5). You work for what you
want, regardless of the diffi-
culty involved. The reality you
see before you is a melding
of your imagination with the
physical world — a trend that
will continue as you apply a
powerful force of sheer will to
your dreams of the new era. In
matters of love, take a softer
route. Relax into relationships.
Libra and Scorpio adore you.
Your lucky numbers are: 20, 22,
19, 41 and 6.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23).
Today’s cosmic gift is a boost of
willpower. You’ll do whatever
you tell yourself to do. However,
this only progresses you toward
your goals if you tell yourself to
do the right things.
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