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THE ASTORIAN • TuESdAy, AuguST 31, 2021
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 2, 2021
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
B.C.
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
Structure gives you a sense of
grounding. In a sense, it is be-
cause of this deep security that
you are able to ultimately make
some of your more exciting and
spontaneous moves.
gets angry when people go
off script. You shouldn’t feel
like you’re playing a part in
someone else’s movie. Ideally,
interactions are more like an
improvisation team building
the scene together.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
Stick with the one who brought
you to the dance. Your loyalty
will be rewarded. Working with
a partner, you’ll accomplish
what you couldn’t do alone.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). Pay attention to how
relaxed you feel around people,
as it’s very telling. An uncon-
scious part of you opens up
with certain people and closes
off with others. Becoming con-
scious of this leads to greater
self-knowledge.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
There was a time when you
had to ask permission or go
through someone else to get
what you needed and want-
ed. Now you’ll celebrate your
sweet autonomy.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
People around you come
together or go their separate
ways; you’ll be open-minded
about these new configurations
of a shifting social landscape,
which tends to favor you.
DILBERT
BIZARRO
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). You’ll
be drawn to the bright lights
and noise of the crowd. This
doesn’t have to be expensive.
Resist the social pressure to
spend money as a form of
showing off. You won’t regret
spending just enough to par-
ticipate.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). In a
highly reactive environment, all
it takes is one impulsive move
to set off an entire string of
events. You have more power
than you realize, so go slow
and calm, eyes wide open.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). You’ll
be dealing in an area you could
easily overthink. Instead of
analyzing it to death, give it the
old duck test. If it looks like a
duck and quacks like a duck, it’s
probably a duck.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Only a writer or director
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
Avoid getting stuck in a story
that isn’t helping you. Give it a
rewrite. This isn’t about falsify-
ing what happened; rather, it’s
a challenge to find different,
more empowering and useful
aspects to focus on.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Everyone needs attention and
validation, but the question is,
how much? You’re careful not
to wear anyone out with this or
to let your energy be com-
mandeered by the excessively
needy.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). To-
day will highlight the difference
between getting love from
others and sharing love with
others. It takes work to nudge
relationships toward health and
interdependence.
THURSDAY’S BIRTHDAY (Sept.
2). Good relationships are
worth fighting for, and you will
go a few valiant rounds for your
loved ones and make a brave
difference for all. A competition
ignites your passion and brings
out the best in you. Plenty of
attention comes your way,
some of which you can parlay
into financial and practical
resources. Pisces and Cancer
adore you. Your lucky numbers
are: 17, 8, 31, 37 and 50.