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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, AuguST 14, 2021
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
MONDAY, AUGUST 16, 2021
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
B.C.
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
Good communication keeps
it all on track. This will in-
volve eye-to-eye contact and
double-checking to make sure
you hear and have been heard
correctly.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Your current venture won’t
go to plan, but the choice to
make something happen is
never for nothing. Everything
you make and do teaches you
something new.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). Is
it possible to take your show
on the road? The more you get
out and see people — espe-
cially strangers — the better
chance you’ll have at realizing
a goal.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). If you want to know
exactly what will happen,
stay home. The unpredictable
excites. You’ll get out, move,
interact, dare, strive and con-
nect. Anything can happen.
Anything will.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
Energy — like love — is invis-
ible to the naked eye, though
the evidence of its existence
is concretely and undeniably
represented in the physical
world. Action is encouraged.
Don’t just feel it; show it.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
Today features whimsical
offerings to sate your appetite
for excitement and change.
Join a trend or set one. Up-
grades of the domestic scene
are especially favorable.
DILBERT
BIZARRO
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). The
price tag of what you want
may give you a kind of sticker
shock, though dollars may
not be the real currency to be
exchanged. When you want
something badly enough,
you’ll do quite a lot to get it.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
More than one thing will
be true at once. You’ll sort
through a multitude of op-
tions and pick the prettiest
ones for a mixed bouquet on
the table of your life.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). It
feels like you’re starting over.
Maybe so, but building from
ground zero is the cleanest
and most stable way to start.
You won’t have much to work
around now. Experience has
cleared your way.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan.
19). You’re a hard worker and
a wise one, too. When it’s time
to stop and rest, make sure
you have adequate time to
do so. To skip that would put
your future productivity in
jeopardy.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
It takes courage to put your-
self in the crosshairs of judg-
ment. Though you’d rather not
leave yourself open like that,
the potential for connection
requires risking vulnerability.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Love is the container you’ll
pour yourself into. Another
will do the same to make a mix
unique to your relationship,
never to be duplicated by any
other.
MONDAY’S BIRTHDAY (Aug.
16). You establish health hab-
its to hold you in good stead.
Your focus on doing instead
of saying nets huge wins. You
make plans and act on them,
surprising and delighting peo-
ple with your sureness. Shared
education will bring together
a winning team. You’ll meet
people who will be in your life
for years to come. Scorpio and
Libra adore you. Your lucky
numbers are: 7, 22, 14, 18 and
32.