The daily Astorian. (Astoria, Or.) 1961-current, August 14, 2021, WEEKEND EDITION, Page 8, Image 8

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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, AuguST 14, 2021
FRANK AND ERNEST
TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
SUNDAY, AUGUST 15, 2021
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
To ready yourself for some-
thing new, you must first reset.
You can’t try again until after
you’ve hung up. Put in new
numbers all you want, but it
won’t start a new call until you
disconnect the old one.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
There are fancier and trendier
ways to solve problems, but
new isn’t always better. The
old tool works; use it until it
doesn’t. You’ll save time and
money not having to deal with
a learning curve.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
One thing leads to another.
You’ll soon find yourself sort-
ing through a mystery with an
uncomfortable awareness of
the risk factor. This is the start
of an ongoing adventure.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). There will be something
or someone driving you crazy
all day, making you yearn for
peace and quiet. As a result,
you’ll be motivated to do re-
markable things.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). You
have something to say, though
it will benefit you to hold back.
Ask another question. Listen
hard. There’s more to learn
and at least one key piece of
information that will have you
changing your mind or your
strategy.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
Love is intense and transfor-
mative. Love overshadows,
overtakes and renders all prior
messes and mistakes insignifi-
cant. Love is a reset button.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
You did what they wanted last
time — and the time before
that, and before that. It’s your
turn to do it your way and in
the timing you’d prefer to.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). You’ll
get puzzled looks and field
questions that can’t be an-
swered. Sometimes, the moral
of the story is that there is no
story — just a list of things to
figure out before a foundation
can be laid.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
Getting to know people is your
forte and pleasure. You’ve a
talent for drawing out the real
story so you can better under-
stand who people are and their
motivating passions.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). You
may be able to execute a solo
mission cheaper and faster, but
it won’t be nearly as useful as
what you do in a team. Collab-
orations will net the best re-
sults and come together more
easily than you anticipate.
THATABABY
PHOEBE AND HER UNICORN
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
You are in charge of what you
say and do, but the meaning
others extract from it is entirely
their own. Let go of caring
about that and you will be set
free.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
It’s strange to admit, but you
do get tired of seeing things
from your own point of view.
You’ll be won over by the
person who offers you another
perch and a different experi-
ence.
SUNDAY’S BIRTHDAY (Aug.
15). Close relationships are the
beautiful music of your life.
You’ll make connections with
astounding ease. You’re never
more than a few sentences
away from striking the chord
of familiarity. Harmonious deal-
ings will be your trademark.
You’ll highlight commonalities,
bridge differences and inspire
brilliant collaborations of pros-
perity and healing. Aquarius
and Pisces adore you. Your
lucky numbers are: 4, 44, 1, 18
and 30.
LOLA
SIX CHIX
MUTTS
BABY BLUES
ZITS