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THE ASTORIAN • TuESdAy, July 13, 2021
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
THURSDAY, JULY 15, 2021
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19). Leth-
argy goes against your fire sign
nature, and it is quite off-putting
to behold lazy movements and
apathetic moods. A vital physi-
cality is like a religion to you. Your
posture alone is an inspiration to
others.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). Look
to the horizon. Excellent events
gallop toward you like cavalry to
save the day. If there are buildings
and walls (or relationships and re-
sponsibilities) in the way, look out
anyway. Can’t see the horizon?
Invent the horizon.
B.C.
DILBERT
BIZARRO
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). You’re
on board with an agenda and
your senses are primed to gather
the right clues, so much so that
you don’t even really need any
external reinforcement or help.
Aligned and alert, all is automati-
cally coming together for you.
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). Hu-
mans do human things — arrive
late or don’t show up, over-prom-
ise or spill the very information
they are supposed to keep secret.
Humans will disappoint like it’s
their job, which is why to forgive
is divine.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21).
You can tell so much by looking
into a person’s eyes. You are
attuned to subtle energy and can
easily read the glint of passion,
the sparkle of affection and the
glisten of humanity.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
Though in the long sweep of hu-
man existence the notion of land
ownership is fairly recent, the ani-
mals and even the plants fight for
territory. In an artful and detailed
way, you’ll mark yours today.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). You
don’t like to leave things floating
around, especially things that
clearly belong together. You’ll
gather collections, tether ideas
and pull them together, and issue
the introductions to connect
people.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
You’d like to help someone, and
helping yourself may be the very
best way. Everyone must decide
for themselves what habits and
behaviors are optimum and how
to stay healthy in body, mind and
relationships.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Don’t
have the answer? Don’t worry!
Connecting with others because
you have something to say can be
off-putting. Finding something to
say to help you connect with peo-
ple is more loveable and social.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). What
looks adorable on a child can look
ridiculous or even criminal on an
adult. What flew like fashion one
year is an embarrassment in oth-
ers. The hardest thing to unlearn
is the thing that once worked
very well.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Trust
the feeling you’re getting more
than what’s in a resume or sales
pitch. People will behave as you
think they might, not because
they are influenced by you, but
because your intuition is two
steps ahead.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). People
often don’t want what they think
they do. The one asking you to
solve a problem may really just
want you to be in the problem
with them so they can interact
NON SEQUITUR
with you in a way they interpret
as care.
THURSDAY’S BIRTHDAY (JULY
15). Your perceptions deepen.
More often than not, you won’t
just see; you’ll look. You won’t just
hear; you’ll listen. Your prob-
lem-solving skills are quick, your
creativity broad. These attractive
qualities magnetize a variety of
relationships to you — loving, ca-
sual, professional, long-term and
more. Aquarius and Capricorn
adore you. Your lucky numbers
are: 8, 1, 44, 20 and 6.