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THE ASTORIAN • TuESdAy, July 13, 2021
FRANK AND ERNEST
TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
WEDNESDAY, JULY 14, 2021
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
Doing your homework sounds
like a chore, whereas investigat-
ing, researching and questing for
answers sounds like an adven-
ture. What you call an activity will
contribute greatly to your mood
about it.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
Speaking what’s on your mind is
a risk that might not accomplish
exactly what you want it to, but
if you end up expressing what
another person feels but cannot
explain, you’ve done something
valuable.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). Mess-
iness doesn’t necessarily mean a
lack of method. Sometimes, very
effective processes are a mess to
behold, yet still governed by rules
that they adhere to faithfully in-
side the jumble of elegant chaos.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
A problem that’s very real to a
5-year-old may seem ridiculous
to a teen and irrelevant to the
autonomous adult. Life gets sim-
ple when you skip the mundane
struggles, opting only for the
timeless ones.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). People
sum one another up with quick
character judgments and catego-
rize accordingly because no one
has time to go into the infinite
complexities of every person they
meet. Knowing this, you’ll proudly
project certain qualities.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
Though all matter is merely ener-
gy condensed to a slow vibration,
the rate in which you are getting
what you want seems to be par-
ticularly lethargic, and you will be
forgiven, if not rewarded, for your
efforts to invigorate it.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Per-
forming teaches you something
about yourself, but it’s better
done in real-life interactions given
to people in the same room. The
self-conscious trap of watching
yourself in a performance will
distort and ruin the lesson.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). The
nexus of space and time where
you are now is the only action-
able platform in your universe.
You can seize, conquer, cuddle,
snuggle, sing or strut it; just don’t
give it over to the undeserving.
It’s yours to use.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21).
You’ll challenge yourself and push
the boundaries of what you think
is doable, acceptable and typical
of you. Being willing to do this
and then courageous enough to
follow through expands you as a
person.
THATABABY
PHOEBE AND HER UNICORN
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
When what’s being said has no
relevance or interest to you, act
quickly, changing the channel,
setting something down or walk-
ing away to find what matters.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
While life mostly consists of
trades (oxygen for carbon diox-
ide, work for money, money for
food, loyalty for security), today
you’ll revel in an unusual scenario
— the joy of a thing that gives
and doesn’t take.
LOLA
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
There’s a vitality that comes with
people paying attention to your
ideas. But when everyone is try-
ing to be seen at the same time,
the energy implodes on itself. The
answer is to work in obscurity, a
joy and a freedom.
WEDNESDAY’S BIRTHDAY (July
14). You’ll celebrate three events
of uncanny good luck, though, for
the most part, you’ll credit your
wins to dedicated and consistent
daily efforts. You keep your mind
on who you’re doing a thing for
and your clear picture of those
whose lives will be improved by
your mission. This will keep you
fueled in every way. Sagittarius
and Pisces adore you. Your lucky
numbers are: 2, 33, 6, 39 and 12.
SIX CHIX
MUTTS
BABY BLUES
ZITS