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THE ASTORIAN • THuRSdAy, July 8, 2021
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
SATURDAY, JULY 10, 2021
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
Some people need to be con-
stantly entertained or they will
leave. Let them. You don’t need
the extra work of dancing for an
unappreciative audience. Seek
only relationships of mutual
investment.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
The pot of gold is within your
realm. To find this luck, venture
out in an organized way. Start
close to you, and then venture in
ever-wider concentric circles.
B.C.
DILBERT
BIZARRO
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
When people laugh at or with
you, whether true friends, false
friends or perfect strangers, it’s
a sign that you’re making an
impact. You’re literally changing
the airflow. Let them laugh for
their own reasons. Know you’re
alive.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). The
long story and the short story
are the same, except one is way
more boring. Ask for the short
story or you’ll grow to resent the
way some people can go on and
on and on.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). You’ll
be in the position to speak as
an expert or tell a story. Your
extemporaneous remarks will
come off brilliantly. Little does
your audience know that those
are the ones you’ve rehearsed
the most.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). The
person who presents facts and
lessons and the one who lived
through them are not one and
the same. Be careful not to proj-
ect onto people qualities they
do not possess. Take everything
at face value.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). You
want a person to take a step, so
make it easy. First order of busi-
ness, make sure there’s a step in
front of them that is stable and
situated in a position that would
be right for the taking.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
You don’t usually need as much
attention as some of the other
people around you. It’s one
reason why you end up serving
others more than you get
served. It’s a good way to live,
but be sure to take your turn
receiving today.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). The task is more challeng-
ing than you thought it would
be. Things have a way of very
quickly becoming a mess. Fix
it fast and completely now or
you’ll be fixing it for a very long
time.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
The motion picture director em-
phasizes a detail of the scene,
pulls the audience away from
what is going to happen, inter-
rupting suspicions and setting
the stage for a surprise. Liars do
the same thing.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Space is the expression of the
ultimate serenity. Give it to
another. Make buffer zones
around you. There is interest
in overlapping and in space,
divinity.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
You are qualifying a certain sce-
nario, checking if it meets your
standards, seeing if it offers
what you’re looking for. These
are high-level decisions and as
you make them, you’ll make
destiny.
SATURDAY’S BIRTHDAY (July
10). You’ll meet the one you’ve
known in another life. Loyalty is
amplified. You’ll communicate
through dreams and telepathy.
You’ll give of yourself, which
causes effects far-reaching.
There’s a clinical side of this that
the scientifically inclined will
know what to do with. Gemini
and Aquarius adore you. Your
lucky numbers are: 30, 11, 2, 27
and 42.