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THE ASTORIAN • TuESdAy, JuNE 22, 2021
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
THURSDAY, JUNE 24, 2021
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19). Pro-
tect the activities you love so you
can keep on loving them. Helpful
tactics: Be selective in choosing
your activity partners, and spend
only the amount of money you
can afford.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). It’s
only human to assume that others
have a similar interior style to our
own, but of course, we vary widely
in our thinking styles, values and
boundaries. You’ll find a kind way
to tell people they’ve crossed your
invisible lines.
B.C.
DILBERT
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). Your
sense of personal responsibility
is extensive. You feel it’s your job
to take care of those around you,
uphold a standard of kindness
and set a bar for generosity. Just
don’t forget to extend the same to
yourself, and probably first.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). To
want something you don’t think
you can have and then to get it
is a somersault-worthy delight.
And yet, the experience pales in
comparison to the resounding
contentment of wanting what you
already have.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Today’s
problem is like a lock. If you know
the combination, it’s easy to plug
it in and pull it open. But coming
up with the numbers would be
hard and not worth your time. Find
someone who already knows the
solution.
BIZARRO
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
Relationships are wrought with
false starts, detours and missed
connections … all part of the
magic. Believe it or not, the antic-
ipation caused by these delays is
what keeps the relationship on the
dance floor.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). It’s
strange to have a talent peo-
ple want and yet to feel largely
unseen. You are not alone in this
longing for understanding. You’ll
seek a deeper knowledge of others
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
and, in secret, hope it will teach
you how to reveal yourself better,
too.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Newton’s first law said it best. “A
body at rest will remain at rest, and
a body in motion will remain in
motion unless it is acted upon by
an external force.” Something gets
you up and going, and then you’re
unstoppable.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21).
There’s a task you’ve been avoiding
due to its dreariness as an idea, but
it will go the way of so many ideas
— morphed by reality into some-
thing entirely unexpected — in
this case, an interesting endeavor.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
If you don’t have a system, don’t
worry; the world will lend you one.
And if you don’t like what you’re
lent, you’ll be in a better position
than you are now, a position of
knowing what to improve upon.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). You
respect time and treat it as the
valuable commodity it is, teaching
others through example. You’re
prompt; you get to the point; and
most importantly, you recognize
and avoid wasteful, low-yield uses
of your moments.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). Your
unconscious mind has an agenda
it’s not sharing with your conscious
mind yet. It has its reasons, though
you’ll challenge them and win,
the prize being interesting and
empowering self-knowledge.
THURSDAY’S BIRTHDAY (June
24). You embrace psychological
complexity and messiness, and
therefore, people show you who
they really are. You connect in hon-
est ways that open your year to a
wide range of experiences. You’ll
be building something for many to
enjoy, a continual and immersive
project you’ll need breaks from.
Love is your safe haven. Pisces and
Aquarius adore you. Your lucky
numbers are: 8, 13, 25, 6 and 2.