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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, JuNE 19, 2021
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
MONDAY, JUNE 21, 2021
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
B.C.
DILBERT
ARIES (March 21-April 19). No
one likes to work with substan-
dard tools, and to feel cornered
into doing so under pressurized
circumstances is even worse.
Yet, this is exactly the recipe for
today’s magic.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
There are endeavors you can
steer and endeavors that will
steer you. You’ll be led by things
like ingredients, tools and mate-
rials that seem to dictate to you
how they want to be used.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). To
practice peace is to feel a kinship
with the people next to you
even when they do not believe
as you do. This requires getting
to common ground, which takes
creative thinking, one of your
many talents.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). The theoretical physicist
wants to know: Do we exist in
time, or does time exist in us?
You would pose the same ques-
tion about love today, as you
feel you are swimming in it even
as it flows from you.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). It’s
nice when everyone gets along,
but nice circumstances seldom
bring out the best in people. So
when the energy is harmonious,
enjoy it. And when it’s not, you’ll
seize the chance to sharpen
yourself.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
You’ll be gathering intelligence,
which is the first step on any
large project and the step that
tells you whether an endeavor
is worth taking on in the first
place.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
Today’s work doesn’t have to be
in your wheelhouse to be worthy
of you. You can find fulfillment
doing something very boring as
long as you know how it’s help-
ing. To mingle as you do with the
spirit of generosity is to be lifted.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). The very
same ideology that once gave
you a much-needed sense of
structure and a helpful view-
finder for the world will one day
seem outdated, limiting and
perhaps even untrue. Ideologies
age out; mystery is ageless.
BIZARRO
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). So
much is possible for those who
are willing to look stupid. Includ-
ed among the spoils for the so-
cial and professional risk-takers
is the possibility for friendship,
love, profit and advancement.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23).
You may as well make yourself
comfortable, because the space
between wanting and getting
could be quite long. Occupy
yourself in some way to lessen
the tension of anticipation.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
The weak will bring down the
strong in the manner of babies
and puppies who melt hearts
with their cuteness, a defense
that comes straight from heav-
en, and usually with a ticking
clock.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). If
you’re making mistakes, it’s be-
cause you’re making decisions.
Give yourself credit for being
in the flow, for it’s not for the
faint of heart. And don’t worry;
the fumbles are minor, and they
come with the territory.
MONDAY’S BIRTHDAY (June
21). Projects take you through
peaks and valleys, and you’ll
enjoy external expressions of
potency like financial valida-
tion and awards, though you’ll
also recognize that they were
never the goal. You’re growing
into real power with a legacy
of teamwork and relationships
aimed at bringing up the level
for a whole group. Sagittarius
and Aquarius adore you. Your
lucky numbers are: 29, 30, 1, 14
and 37.