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THE ASTORIAN • THuRSdAy, JuNE 17, 2021
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
SATURDAY, JUNE 19, 2021
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
To know someone is to feel
something about them. The ex-
perience of people in the same
room accesses feelings better
than any way of communicat-
ing that requires electricity.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
People want to be convinced,
though it will take surprisingly
little to push them into certain-
ty. Do the same thing again,
but this time like you mean it,
and you’ll get favorable results.
B.C.
DILBERT
BIZARRO
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
You truly believe others would
be better off following your
advice, but you also realize
people are different, and there’s
no way to definitively declare
one correct answer to suit all.
For this reason, you’ll stay out
of it.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
The hopeful future or idyllic
past should be but wee book-
ends on the main feature of a
fantastic present. If the book-
ends are bigger than the books,
it’s not a good sign.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). You can
afford to say no and be selfish
with your time. You normally
don’t choose that option, but it
just may be the one that brings
you the most vitality in the
long run.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
The other person probably
shouldn’t get so reactive to
your every move, but it hap-
pens anyway. Allay their fear
and they’ll feel better in the
moment, but you’ll have to do
that every time. Or, do nothing
and, eventually, they’ll adapt.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23).
Don’t worry about playing
small. Actually, there are no
small plays, only small-minded
or low-energy approaches.
You’ll bring your big spirit to
everything you do.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Pose a better question and
sweeten the day, especially if
you are both the querent and
the answerer. Try these: What
am I most curious about here?
How can I bring more levity or
clarity to the scene?
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). It doesn’t take much to get
you riled up about a certain
relationship. The challenge is
to give and receive compassion
regardless of whether it’s what
you feel like doing.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
Maybe someone chose you, so
you never got the sensation of
pursuit. Relationships are like
tag. Changing roles and taking
turns is part of it. You may
make someone run just so you
can feel what it’s like to give
chase.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
You’d rather spend time gain-
ing a skill than trying to enjoy
yourself in an environment that
doesn’t seem conducive to it.
Loved ones may argue that
enjoying yourself is a skill!
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). If
you choose to see it this way,
life can be your party; you
make the invite list and the
playlist, you call the games,
decide when the dancing starts
and when the cake is served.
SATURDAY’S BIRTHDAY (June
19). You feel a bit like a rogue
planet, wandering the galaxy,
unbound by parent stars. The
liberation from your usual or-
bits will be a thrill, and a heady
courage drives you toward
unknown constellations. In
the realm of work, you’ll be a
performer, which takes guts,
then a top-performer, which
takes mastery, and nets a bag
of money. Libra and Aquarius
adore you. Your lucky numbers
are: 7, 28, 15, 3 and 1.