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THE ASTORIAN • TuESdAy, JuNE 15, 2021
FRANK AND ERNEST
TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
WEDNESDAY, JUNE 16, 2021
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
While it’s possible that a self-sacri-
ficing act will help a relationship,
it benefits you to consider the
opposite tactic as well. You’ll be
surprised at the improvements
that come from answering the
question, “What’s in it for me?”
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). Ulti-
mately, the mother of frustration
is desire. Team an expectation
with a time frame and suddenly
the climate is perfect for desire.
There are at least two immediate
solutions. Let go of the desire or
lengthen the time frame.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). The
duality of the twins will fascinate
others. You’ll be many things at
once. Exhilarated yet patient;
hopeful yet reasonable. You’ll
have trepidation and still move
forward in boldness, ready for
what comes.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
Thinking a thing through can
happen in a flash. Carrying it
out takes much longer than you
anticipate, though, especially in
light of the complexity of your
current endeavor.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). You
have the grit that will propel you
forward, regardless of obstacles.
And while you would prefer to
reach your destination as soon
as possible, the important thing
is not how long it takes but that
you do it.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). The
golden rule will extend like a
blanket of karma over your whole
scene. Everything counts. Stay
on the safe side. Spare feelings.
Spare spiders! Practice the com-
passion of catch and release.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). The
group participation route isn’t
always your favorite, but your cur-
rent endeavor really does require
a team effort. When one person is
tired and ready to give up, anoth-
er will be ready to help.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
You are, in fact, in the process
of change. You happen to be so
deep in it that it would be im-
possible to see what’s happen-
ing, and you don’t need to. That’s
a job for future you.
THATABABY
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). You are well aware of how
everyone likes a good storyteller
and that bad ones are tolerated
to varying degrees. You’ll make
sure you’re interesting to talk to,
which is partly about brevity and
partly just reading the room.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
Your heart defies logic like that’s
it’s job. For instance, the bigger
your heart gets, the less worried
you are about breaking it. Love
seems to provide its own kind of
protection.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Your ego likes to think it’s the
source of your strength and
therefore it beats its chest in a
display of dominance when its
position is challenged. The truth
is real strength has nothing to
do with posturing.
PHOEBE AND HER UNICORN
LOLA
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Don’t assume that being happy
is better than being other emo-
tional tones. The best feeling
is the one that’s coming up, no
matter what it is. Fully feeling is
fully processing, and eventually,
this leads to peace.
WEDNESDAY’S BIRTHDAY
(June 16). It’s action time. You’ve
already processed your situation,
and now you’ll move without
thinking, although thousands
of decisions get made below
your consciousness that will
ultimately land you in a sweeter
place than you ever thought
possible. In love, you’ll shake a
historic influence to embrace an
improved way of operating in
relationships. Scorpio and Leo
adore you. Your lucky numbers
are: 7, 9, 28, 40 and 11.
SIX CHIX
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