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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, JuNE 12, 2021
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
MONDAY, JUNE 14, 2021
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
B.C.
DILBERT
BIZARRO
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
Your affinity for new ideas is at a
high. Life will line up just the sort
of mysteries that most delight
you. Ask purposeful questions,
and then listen and watch for
clues that will help you put it all
together.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
While looks, money and power
rank high on many people’s lists
of attractive qualities, they’re not
what you look for first, and you’ll
be around those with similar val-
ues. Together you’ll seek and find
and share something meaningful.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). The
most powerful forces are invisi-
ble. We see their effects but have
no idea what they look like when
they are not acting on an object.
You’ll send invisible vibes today
and thus align with the great
powers of the universe.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). Packing too heavy isn’t
just a problem for air travelers
checking luggage; it also has a
spiritual application. Don’t carry
around yesterday or tomorrow.
Pack what you’ll need today — or,
better yet, this hour.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). You
feel that the big picture is taken
care of, and you handle the small
issues that crop up with the con-
fident grace of someone who’s
not too worried about the future.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
You’ll meet someone disarming
and be impressed by the small
things you have in common.
These shared preferences and
experiences are representative of
something deeper.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). The
dogs own nothing and wag their
tales every day — just one of the
many spiritual lessons from the
canine world. Enjoy companion-
ship. Stay optimistic. And when
you’re happy, show it! You just
might make others happy, too.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Young
children and others who haven’t
learned to be self-focused exist
in a state of perpetual curiosity,
constantly learning how the
world works. You’ll spend time
in such a state today as you lose
yourself in a discovery process.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). You
don’t have to grab for a feeling,
because feelings are fickle and
will run when chased. Relax into
how you want to feel before you
have reason to, though, and the
reasons will eventually show up.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). You’ll
deal with a certain level of
inconvenience, but it’s nothing
new and you won’t be alone in
experiencing such a thing. The
focus will remain on solving
what’s presented and learning as
much as possible from it.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). A
world that doesn’t know you will
try to sell you the same things it
sells to everyone. This is why it’s
so important to know yourself.
It prevents you from wasting
resources on the stuff that’s not
going to work for you.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
There’s something you wanted
and didn’t get. There is no mysti-
cal reason for this; the cause and
effect just didn’t line up. You now
have simple options. You can ei-
ther experiment more to get the
result or change what you want.
MONDAY’S BIRTHDAY (June
14). This year, the area of life
that’s been tricky for you will
become a smooth, downhill
coast. That’s not the result of
any effort made by you; it’s just
your time for cosmic love in this
department. A state of ease be-
comes your default. You’ll attract
more of it, which frees you up
to be generous with loved ones
in ways you couldn’t before. Leo
and Taurus adore you. Your lucky
numbers are: 3, 13, 45, 6 and 23.