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THE ASTORIAN • TuESdAy, JuNE 8, 2021
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
THURSDAY, JUNE 10, 2021
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
Keeping up a frantic pace of
life can feel reassuring on some
levels, as all the interaction and
responsibility can pass for a
sense of importance. You’ll slow
it down and learn something
interesting about yourself.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). The
dance of friendship is complex
and seemingly nonsensical.
Friends tell each other lies out
of kindness, and they tell each
other the truth out of kindness,
too. These decisions will be
instinctive and immediate.
B.C.
DILBERT
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
Other people’s lives may look a
certain way from the outside,
but they may as well exist on
a moon of Jupiter for all you
really know about them. There’s
so much benefit to concerning
yourself strictly with your own
world today.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). If
the only way you can help oth-
ers is silly and impractical, you
just may be providing a more
profound sort of help than you
know. Everyone needs levity.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). The
superior satisfaction of self-righ-
teousness can be delicious
indeed, which is why so many
cannot resist. But judging others
is also mightily unattractive, so
you may opt to protect your
looks with a “live and let live”
stance.
BIZARRO
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). As
much as you enjoy a good story,
you also prize the days like this
one, where everything goes so
smoothly that there is no con-
flict or obstacle large enough to
mention.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). The
so-called secret isn’t one. It’s not
even hidden! And it’s not costly
either. The “secret” is just another
accessible option that people
miss because it rather unglam-
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
orously blends in. Step back.
What’s everyone overlooking?
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
It’s like only one door can be
opened at a time. You open a
new one, and that closes all
other options. But move forward
in confidence anyway because
none of your current options
is drastically different from the
others.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). You have this ability to
make other people feel that
while they are with you, what-
ever the two of you are doing is
preferable to what anyone else
in the world could possibly be
up to.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan.
19). Things don’t have to be
high-drama to be exciting. In
fact, these days, you prefer your
drama to be in the world of en-
tertainment, not in your real life.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Your moods, behaviors, attitudes
and actions will go down in
history in the sense that others
will remember what it’s like to
interact with you. That reputa-
tion will be part of your legacy.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). Life
is not a test with option D, “all of
the above,” and today you will
need to make a definite choice.
The good news is making a deci-
sion now saves you from making
an excuse later.
THURSDAY’S BIRTHDAY (June
10). You know and expect
exactly what you want. Your
clarity brings about magic.
Seldom does something you’ve
wished for just sail in from out
of the blue and plop right into
your open hand, but that’s
exactly what will happen. A key
relationship opens the door to
new professional and financial
avenues. Taurus and Cancer
adore you. Your lucky numbers
are: 4, 33, 35, 2 and 15.