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THE ASTORIAN • TuESdAy, JuNE 1, 2021
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
THURSDAY, JUNE 3, 2021
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
B.C.
DILBERT
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
There is so much going beauti-
fully right around you and yet
you’ll still hear complaints — a
force of habit for some. They
could suffer in paradise. Either
ignore them or invoke a reality
check to interrupt their pattern.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Reason and logic have a place in
your decision-making. Though,
today, it won’t be the helm. How
do you know when thinking is
overthinking? Does it bring the
situation into clarity or make it
far more complicated?
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
It’s not what is said but how
it’s said that matters today. The
tone will ring out, recognizable
to all, discernible to even those
who speak a different language.
Emotion is universal.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). Everyone gets their due.
Maybe it will come as a relief to
know that you do not have to
worry about the rewards, punish-
ments, debts and remuneration.
Karma is an automatic reconcil-
iation.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). It is a
trope of long-running sitcoms to
keep it fresh by taking the action
to a different country, city or
world for an episode or two. Plan
some equivalent scenery change
for the long-running relationship
in your life.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
There are plenty of reasons not
to judge others, the most obvi-
ous being that none is without
fault. Beyond that, judgment is a
distraction and an energy drain.
Focus exclusively on the desire
you are working toward.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). The
French proverb says: Honey
is sweet, but the bees sting.
It might be added that bees
typically sting defensively. Since
you’re not planning to pose a
disruptive or overt threat, today’s
honey will be worth the risk.
BIZARRO
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Your
creative mind will spin on things
that others overlook. You don’t
expect them to understand you,
though it would be nice if they
could give you your alone time
to focus on what fascinates you.
Request it.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). There
are certain burdens you feel you
must carry alone, but talking
them over is a way to lighten
your load without making any-
one else do the heavy lifting.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan.
19). You know how to put on a
professional front and can be
the poster of appropriateness.
Though there are things you do
and ways that you show up that
are too special to put a price tag
on.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
You can’t gather wisdom any
more than you can gather the
ability to run like an Olympian or
solve genius-level mathematical
equations. You can only use what
you have, which will be more
than enough today.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
At first, you wanted a thing out
of vanity. It sounded cool. It
seemed like anyone who had
it was cool. Now, you want the
thing for more profoundly per-
sonal reasons, which will make all
the difference.
THURSDAY’S BIRTHDAY (June
3). You thought you would get to
the goal by employing great dis-
cipline, though it turns out that
very little discipline is needed
when you lead with your design
sense. You apply creativity to
alter your surroundings, change
your agenda and tweak your be-
haviors into new ones that reflect
the next version of you. Aries and
Sagittarius adore you. Your lucky
numbers are: 14, 5, 7, 44 and 28.