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THE ASTORIAN • THuRSdAy, MAy 27, 2021
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
SATURDAY, MAY 29, 2021
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
The new way of doing things
is just the old way sliced and
diced and stacked in a different
order. Don’t overthink it; just
get in there and start moving
things around until something
pleases your aesthetic.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). As
it goes in theater and in life, the
environment is not the story,
but that backdrop really does
set a tone. You feel and act
differently when you’re inside
certain “sets.”
B.C.
DILBERT
BIZARRO
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
Once upon a time, you tried
the social technique of hanging
around a place until you felt
like you belonged there — and
it actually worked pretty well!
Should you employ it again,
this time around it won’t take
nearly as long.
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
There are times when too much
repetition gets tedious, but
right now it’s a great help. Peo-
ple need to hear things a few
times to understand. Tell your
story again.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). In the same way that a
person’s ideal weight isn’t
necessarily their real weight,
standards held in theory are
not really standards unless they
are met.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan.
19). Doing things together has
an impact. It’s true that you’ll
have to compromise, but the
progress you make after adding
a person or two to your project
will be worth it.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
The easiest debt problem to
solve is financial. The math in-
volved in emotional and karmic
debts takes a wizard to solve.
Luckily, you have some wizard-
ing powers to wield today.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
To compensate for a thing is
to draw attention to it. This
doesn’t have to be an embar-
rassment. Face and embrace all
that you lack or perceive your-
self as lacking. Be proud of the
work you do to make up for it.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Maybe
you can’t get everything on
your list right now, but ideas
are more valuable than dollars.
Wanting will stimulate your
creativity and you’ll come up
with more ways to bring your
wishes to hand.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Pace yourself socially. You
don’t need everyone to know
everything about you upfront.
It’s more exciting to give them
just enough so that they crave
the next detail.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
Even though you’re focused on
the positive, you still see what
needs improvement. Record
these insights and, for now,
keep them to yourself. You can
circle back to fixing things after
you’ve played to the strengths.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23).
When someone pops to mind,
you wonder if you have also
floated into their consciousness
and if you are appearing there
on a regular basis. To make an
NON SEQUITUR
impression is to be two places
at once.
SATURDAY’S BIRTHDAY
(May 29). Your cosmic birth-
day gift comes in the form of
new people who quickly rank
among your favorites. These
influences will help you to
dream big enough but within
practical limits. The art of set-
ting expectations is interlaced
with happiness in every realm,
from budgeting to socializing,
working to adventuring. Leo
and Sagittarius adore you. Your
lucky numbers are: 9, 1, 11, 28
and 14.