The daily Astorian. (Astoria, Or.) 1961-current, May 15, 2021, WEEKEND EDITION, Page 6, Image 6

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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, MAy 15, 2021
FRANK AND ERNEST
TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
SUNDAY, MAY 16, 2021
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
Feelings are waves. They rise
into an identifiable shape and
then hit the shore and go back
to being part of the big ocean of
emotion. Don’t fear the feeling.
It’s just another form for energy
to be for a while.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). It
is said that good stories seldom
come from happy experiences.
So it is with bittersweet senti-
ment that the muses announce
this day as pleasant to experi-
ence, if lacking the ingredients
of a good tale.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). No
explaining. People with the ex-
perience don’t need an explana-
tion, and to the inexperienced,
it’s equally useless. Action will be
the teacher, the lesson and the
homework.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). You
play many roles throughout the
course of the day, all of which
reflect you. Just don’t forget
that you’re the actor and not the
part. If the choice you made isn’t
working, you have the freedom
to play it different.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). In a
moment of complete relaxation,
an answer will come to you ac-
companied by all the relief and
satisfaction of finding a set of
lost keys. Indeed, this will unlock
future doors.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). The
emotions and intent of an action
are intrinsic to the alchemical
properties of its result. The same
action taken for love will have
a different result if done from a
place of fear. You’ll see evidence
of the principle today.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). When
dealing with distracted people
(and it’s safe to say that most
people you’ll deal with today
will have an attention deficit),
assume that you must capture
their attention several times
throughout the interaction.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Complaining comes easily to
most. Just about anyone can de-
scribe a problem. The next steps
— brainstorming solutions,
settling on a few to try, gaining
the cooperation of others, etc.
— are for the advanced corps.
That’s you.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). You like to be clear about
your reasons for doing things,
especially the things that scare
you. Consider that maybe
“because it scares me” is reason
enough to do a thing.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
You’ll find that you don’t have to
change everything just because
you now understand something
you didn’t before. Instead, you’ll
adapt your style to fit your new
understanding.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Wanting shapes perspective. Ev-
ery possible route to the wanted
thing gets enlarged, while
everything that’s not the wanted
thing shrivels and shrinks. Want-
ing something very badly warps
the worldview in equal measure.
THATABABY
PHOEBE AND HER UNICORN
LOLA
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). The
theories that work out on the
page but don’t work out in real
life can be considered exercises
or games, not serious contend-
ers. Actual results trump theory
every time.
SUNDAY’S BIRTHDAY (May 16).
You’re as committed as anyone
to becoming better, stronger,
smarter and wiser. Can you help
it if the path to those things
happens to cut through some
very pleasurable territory? If it
doesn’t feel like you’re working
quite hard enough for the cos-
mic bounty that comes to you,
your philanthropy will shore
up the difference! Virgo and
Sagittarius adore you. Your lucky
numbers are: 7, 19, 3, 33 and 40.
SIX CHIX
MUTTS
BABY BLUES
ZITS