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THE ASTORIAN • THuRSdAy, MAy 6, 2021
FRANK AND ERNEST
TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
FRIDAY, MAY 7, 2021
ARIES (March 21-April 19). When
you’re talking to someone you’re
trying to understand where they
are coming from. You can picture
their life outside the interaction
with greater accuracy because of
the excellent questions you ask.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). You
like to be the one giving, but if
you don’t let others help you,
you deprive them of something
meaningful. Part of generosity is
being a gracious receiver of what
people contribute to you.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). You
don’t have to be overly sensitive
to every little internal distress
signal or constantly let yourself
off the hook. But do acknowledge
when the hard work hurts. That
acknowledgment is enough to
avoid burnout.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). The
rules are in place for a reason,
but it’s not always a good one.
Today, you just may find that it’s
not a very solid or enforceable
one either. If someone is going to
make an exception, it will be for
exceptional you.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Emotional
investment is like any other in-
vestment — a risk. One thing you
can count on is that, sooner or
later, everyone gets hurt in love. If
there’s no hurt, it’s not love. So the
question is, who are you willing to
hurt for?
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). What
you like will agree with you, make
you look good, and inspire lots
more of the good stuff. Who you
love will love you back. What you
do will matter. It’s an all-around
fantastic day.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Proj-
ects have a beginning, middle
and an end, though that is not
the best order of approach. Begin
with the end in mind. If you don’t
have an end in mind yet, assist
someone who does and you’ll
learn a lot.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). Be
extremely careful which collective
you align with. Groups can be
incredibly destructive and stupid
or, under the right circumstanc-
es, highly intelligent and even
brighter as an entity than the
most intelligent person within
the group.
THATABABY
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). Trying to connect with an
emotionally distant person is like
grasping the wind — futile. The
wind touches you; you do not
touch it. But if you position your-
self well, you can use its power to
do any number of things.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
An old joke: Time flies like an
arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
So make like a fruit fly and get
into the sweetness of the day. It’s
going to take a little work to get
past the peel and a little humor to
get past this horoscope.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Be like the honeybee. Send out
scouts in every direction so that
later you can concentrate all
your efforts on only the direction
where the flowers are open and
inviting.
PHOEBE AND HER UNICORN
LOLA
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). Even
though you are affiliated with
a group, you will act freely and
independently, cooperating as
it suits you and compromising
when you deem it beneficial. The
approach produces coordinated
results everyone will be proud of.
FRIDAY’S BIRTHDAY (May 7). In
a way, following your bliss is the
most responsible thing you can
do. For one thing, it pays. Lucky fi-
nancial moves will be the result of
a stellar perspective, which comes
from delving deeply into your
delights. You’ll work with your
emotions to create circumstances
that ultimately benefit many, a
skill that rubs off on others. Virgo
and Pisces adore you. Your lucky
numbers are: 3, 22, 18, 9 and 45.
SIX CHIX
MUTTS
BABY BLUES
ZITS