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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, MAy 1, 2021
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
MONDAY, MAY 3, 2021
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
There’s no need to hurry. As
counterintuitive as it may
seem, you’ll get there sooner
if you slow down. Fast action
is unnecessary; it would likely
produce time-consuming
mistakes.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
Being fantastic at a job is one
thing. People knowing you’re
fantastic at it is an entirely dif-
ferent area and very important
now. Think of this publicity as a
job within your job, thus requir-
ing its own skills and systems.
B.C.
DILBERT
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
Happy days will return, but the
happiness will be different, as
happiness, just like fashion, is
contextual — a reflection of the
times, always updating, never
the same twice.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
There are environments more
and less conducive to your
health, and you’re very good
at projecting which way it will
go for you. The trick is in taking
that moment to reflect and
make a conscious decision.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). You
don’t feel prepared to go to
the next level, and yet the door
opens and the brave thing to
do is step through — no, jump
through — before it slides back
closed and the train takes off.
BIZARRO
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
Today is a little like a field trip to
a theme park in which everyone
in the party is wearing the same
shirt. You can tell who is in your
group right away, and you’ll
keep tabs accordingly.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23).
Authenticity and transparency
have been buzzwords for years
now, to the degree that you’re
starting to doubt anyone who
uses them too much. It’s similar
to how you’ve learned not to
trust people who say, “Trust me.”
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Responsibility doesn’t burden
you in the least today. In fact,
you have become so strong
through your various roles that
you hardly notice the weighty
load you regularly carry.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). You can feel free and simul-
taneously follow a schedule. In
fact, if you didn’t schedule your
free time, you’d either have far
too much of it or none of it, both
unfavorable and unliberated
states.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan.
19). You’re so attractive when
you’re doing your thing, and the
deeper you get into it, the more
attractive you become. You wear
your passions like a well-styled,
custom look.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Sometimes, people who think
they are offering you their
support actually seem to make
things more difficult than when
you were doing it all on your
own. Watch out for that dynamic
today.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Admirably, you want to please
others and ease their burdens.
The best way to do this now
is to please yourself. You may
actually find it more difficult, as
there will be some investigation
involved in knowing your own
preferences.
MONDAY’S BIRTHDAY (May 3).
You let people be themselves,
and for this tendency and talent,
you are showered in the bounty
that comes from being beloved
and admired. Next season, you’ll
steer in a completely new direc-
tion and learn a different world.
You’ll bank on your instinct for
investing in people and finally
find the right person for a crucial
role. Libra and Leo adore you.
Your lucky numbers are: 1, 5, 31,
22 and 17.