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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, ApRIl 24, 2021
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
MONDAY, APRIL 26, 2021
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
B.C.
DILBERT
BIZARRO
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
Living the same day on repeat
requires no creativity. You crave
a different experience. The vision
of your new day will be inspired
by conflict. Where there’s friction,
there are sparks … just what your
imagination needs to light up.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Remember when it seemed you
would never have a role like the
one you have today? But looking
back, it’s as though all arrows
were pointing to where you are
now. Your eyes are on a new prize.
You’ll get there soon enough!
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
When you were small, you some-
times found the talents of others
to be a threat to the attention
and resources you needed. Today
you welcome the inspiration and
thrive as you work with equal
talents to your own.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21).
Even though you’re in love with
some of your current theories,
you still leave room for doubt.
This won’t diminish your con-
fidence one bit; rather, it’s the
element of realism that keeps you
constantly improving.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). The
day is cosmically aligned for strat-
egizing. Think far ahead. Imagine
what you are likely to encounter,
and then brainstorm how you
might handle these variables.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
Future projections factor into
your agenda. Something to
keep in mind: The question of
what’s possible from a real-world
standpoint will be answered very
differently five years from now.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). Over
time, you’ve put up with a lot of
guff from authority. Now that
you’ve earned a key place, hav-
en’t you also earned the right to
decline participation in particular
annoyances? It’s a good day to
test the theory.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). In one
sense, you know where you are
… and yet, in some ways, you still
feel completely lost. Rid yourself
of gnawing doubt. Affirm your
position by noticing where it’s
not. Think in terms of opposites.
All positioning is relational.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). You
find it interesting to think about
other people’s experience of
you. Because most will not take
the time to consider interactions
from multiple viewpoints, your
skill for perspective hopping will
give you many advantages.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23).
Though wary of getting dragged
into a drama, you still hear peo-
ple out. The benefits of doing so
outweigh the dangers. Staying
open makes you rich in compas-
sion, knowledge and adventures.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
There was a time you felt very un-
heard. Now people are listening,
and you’re not always sure what
to say. While some would take
the opportunity to say all, you’re
strategic. What’s going to help?
Start with that.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). The
child says it’s too hot. The custom-
er says it’s too heavy. The boss
says it’s too loud. You’ll handle any
worthy request. You’ll stay nimble
in the face of the shifting needs
and fickle interests of those you
aim to serve.
MONDAY’S BIRTHDAY (April
26). The brave decisions that
matter are very small and nu-
merous. In fact, you’ll make them
almost daily, following a small
voice that says things like “Talk to
that stranger”; “Throw your hat
in the ring”; “State what’s on your
mind.” Your regular courage adds
up to impressive circumstances
and creations that improve lives.
Pisces and Aquarius adore you.
Your lucky numbers are: 6, 47, 39,
22 and 8.