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THE ASTORIAN • THuRSdAy, ApRIl 22, 2021
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
SATURDAY, APRIL 24, 2021
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
Because you feel competent in
your ability, you will perform
well regardless of what else is
going on — the circumstances
in the room, the condition of
your tools, even trepidation and
nerves will only enhance your
show.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
You are loved and prized. While
you soak in the love, being
prized comes with all manner
of implications that feel strange
and wrong to you. Shun with
impunity. No one owns you.
B.C.
DILBERT
BIZARRO
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
You’re torn about whether to
invest in a new tool. Definitely,
using something different will
amplify your capacities. Don’t
rule out that which you make
yourself. Tools of your very own
will open up fresh avenues of
exploration.
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21).
Do you have to look beyond the
myth to find the love or are you
in love with the myth? To some
degree, both of these principles
can be true at the same time in
the same relationship. It’s worth
pondering with an open heart.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
Mindfulness gets plenty of play
in your world lately — so much
so that one might forget about
the utter joys of the opposite
state. Mindlessness certainly
has its merits, especially in the
sunshine of spring!
CANCER (June 22-July 22). Try
not to get hung up on having
a final, polished result because
your time is better spent solving
a number of problems, which
you’ll never get to if you try to
make any of them perfect.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). As
you make your way through the
labyrinth, don’t worry too much
about getting it right. Deep
down, you know that this thing
is just made of shrubs, and it’s
scalable, should you get tired of
the maze.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). You’ll
end up throwing something you
thought you knew out the win-
dow. This is, ultimately, where
the idea belongs — dissipated
by the open air. You’re onto more
relevant things.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). This
problem you see is like a wave
that rises high and breaks on
your shore and then reassimilates
with the ocean of life like it was
never anything other than that,
which it wasn’t.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). If you
keep the same rules, you’ll get
the same shaped result. You’re
going for something else. Your
process is evolving. Take away
one of your rules to let it expand
unimpeded by previous limits.
SATURDAY’S BIRTHDAY (April
24). As accomplished as you are,
you still feel raw and unrefined
in many regards, and you can
be sure that it’s this scrappy
spirit that attracts scenarios that
allow you to shine. You’ll earn
the respect of students and the
patronage of dream customers.
In 2022, your team wins and your
favorite investment pays off.
Virgo and Capricorn adore you.
Your lucky numbers are: 8, 12, 30,
4 and 15.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Fear
is as normal a part of the human
experiences as is having thumbs.
You may eliminate emotional
neediness and still be fearful.
Just don’t let that fear define
you.
NON SEQUITUR
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Many say they value humor,
but you don’t have to say such
things. Your entire point of view
says it for you. Someone finds
this extremely attractive, and
you’ll know what it feels like to
have a fan.