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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, ApRIl 17, 2021
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
MONDAY, APRIL 19, 2021
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
When you are rooting for some-
one, you will give that person so
many chances — second, third,
fourth — because you sincerely
believe that when they finally
win, so will you.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
No one standing on the earth
with the other gravity-bound
earthlings can possibly have the
all-seeing perspective (or even
a “most-seeing” perspective).
You never assume you’ve seen
enough. Today brings new angles.
B.C.
DILBERT
BIZARRO
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). You
have this way of making time
stop; something you do for others
without being remotely aware of
it yourself. For that person who
thinks the world of you, time
stands still while you’re together.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
You’ve done a fair amount of liv-
ing, yet there’s much you haven’t
experienced. When you get a little
bored today, it’s a cue to start
up the old wonder machine and
aim it toward all the new feelings
you’ve yet to feel.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). You will
take action and move things
forward — and probably without
a plan, as planning feels entirely
unnecessary to you. The route is
already inside you, etched into
the compass of your heart.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). It
is absolutely possible to adapt
negative emotions into positive
behavior. Getting good at this
alchemical skill will change your
attitude about shadowy feelings.
Instead of dreading them, you’ll
welcome the fuel.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). You
greatly underestimate the effect
you have on others. While it’s bet-
ter to err on the side of modesty,
just know that how and when
you show up matters greatly
to someone. Your arrival will be
gleefully anticipated.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
There are those who would lead
you to believe that what you’re
trying to accomplish is compli-
cated, when in fact it’s pretty
simple. You’ve already nailed
the hardest part — being brave
enough to take action.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). If you are too literal,
detailed and correct in your ap-
proach, it may make it difficult to
do the most loving thing in the
moment. It will benefit you to
maintain an openness to other
interpretations.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
You wish to give people a par-
ticular feeling. It’s not entirely in
your power to do so (as people’s
feelings are squarely within their
own domain), but you’ll certainly
create an environment condu-
cive to the mood you’re after.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Extreme measures are not nec-
essary. It’s true they will shake
your life up, make a memory
and cause a temporary change.
But what will work for lasting
change will be easy, incremental
and repetitious.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). An
adrenaline rush can be pleas-
ant or unpleasant depending
on your interpretation. Lean
into the thrill when this kind of
energy spike happens today.
Memories will be made.
MONDAY’S BIRTHDAY (April
19). Among the pleasurable
challenges of the year will be
the different roles you’ll get to
play — the leader, the healer, a
beloved darling, a cheerleader, a
student, a star. Sometimes, there
are many roles within the same
relationship. You’ll love what you
learn about the breadth of your
abilities, including the ability
to love. Scorpio and Sagittarius
adore you. Your lucky numbers
are: 8, 4, 44, 38 and 20.