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THE ASTORIAN • THuRSdAy, ApRIl 15, 2021
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
SATURDAY, APRIL 17, 2021
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19). To
execute the fabulous thing you
have in mind, you’ll have to free
up your schedule. Coming up
with the money will be far easier
than coming up with the timing
that works for everyone.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
Some would have you believe
they’ve a right to be a part of
your life. But this is not how it
works. To a large extent, you get
to choose the people in your
world.
B.C.
DILBERT
BIZARRO
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). Peo-
ple generally don’t care about
things until they are aware
that they have a reason to. The
reason may have been there all
along, but it takes someone like
you to point it out — probably,
repeatedly.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
You will be moved to shore up
the uncomfortable discrepancy
between how you see yourself
and the reality you find yourself
in. Start small. You might be
surprised at the effectiveness of
little changes.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). It’s
someone’s job to sell you on an
idea or product that is not in
your best interest to buy. You’ve
no need of this, even though
they will attempt to manu-
facture one. Put up a wall by
sticking to what matters in your
world.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). If
your eyes are closed, you can be
face to face with just the thing
you’ve been searching for and
still not find it. Do an awareness
check on yourself. How awake
are you? Strive for “wide.”
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Wher-
ever possible, bring a problem
back to its cause. Speak directly
to the source. This will be both
frightening and efficient. Sum-
mon your courage to confront
the powers that be.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
While many scan the conversa-
tion for arguing points to dig
into, you have better luck lis-
tening up for possible common
interests. Bonus: Trying to see
another person’s point of view is
just good practice.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). As for that person who
keeps bringing you down, you’ll
be inspired to react differently
now. This will throw them off,
break the pattern and change
the whole dynamic.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
There’s so much you know that
people will want to learn from
you, but this is going to happen
over a long period of time. You’re
wise to be a little mysterious and
give out one nugget of wisdom
at a time.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Those who can’t seem to get
along with others will have the
same problems with you. Good
friends act like a good friend to
all their friends — and the same
is true of employees, bosses and
romantic contenders.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
There is no how-to manual for
what you are trying to accom-
plish today. The most important
thing is that you know what
you’d like your desired outcome
to be. Send that star to the high
heaven to guide the journey.
SATURDAY’S BIRTHDAY (April
17). Even though you want to
be loved for the low-key, down-
deep real you, this solar year
brings the chance to show off,
shine, conquer and strut. Differ-
ent relationships highlight new
parts of you, and you’ll get to
live out many facets of yourself.
You’ll be drawn to a place that
speaks to your soul in a mysteri-
ous language. Leo and Scorpio
adore you. Your lucky numbers
are: 3, 13, 9, 44 and 18.