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THE ASTORIAN • TuESdAy, ApRIl 13, 2021
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
THURSDAY, APRIL 15, 2021
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
Love fills your entire world be-
cause you see some version of
it wherever your eyes land. Even
the grass seems to sing love
songs to the sun; the mountains
give friendship to the sky.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). You
are discovering your inner rock
star today, playing the scene like
a power chord, right on time,
with a charismatic attitude and
the tone people need to hear.
B.C.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). It is
said that math is the language
of the cosmos, but emotion will
be the universal tongue you
speak today, projecting feelings
that resonate in the world to
bring unanticipated outcomes
to life.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
It’s better not to assume the
intentions of others, as many act
unintentionally and many more
have intentions you would nev-
er guess. Therefore, it would be
pointless to waste thought on.
DILBERT
BIZARRO
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Because
you’ve made a decision to be in
control of your life, relationships
and circumstances in opposi-
tion to your goal have come to
a standstill. Lack of common
interests will do that, and, in
this case, it’s a welcome sign of
progress.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
When you find yourself around
people with the attributes
you admire, it’s because you
are either like this as well or
developing in this direction. You
were meant to be inspired and
supported.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23).
You’re not trying to change
anyone. True, it would rather
convenient for you if they did
change, but there are plenty of
remarkably accessible people
out there who already embody
what you need.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Of course, you want to focus
on what’s important, but today
brings some confusion as to
what fits the category. Hint: It’s
small, emotional in nature and
couldn’t happen on any other
day.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). It is normal to, at times, feel
uncomfortable, displaced or lost
in the unfamiliar. These feelings
accompany the passages of life
you will one day be most proud
of.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
It is so hard for you to take a
compliment, and yet it is so easy
for you to believe someone’s
unwanted critique. In general,
this is a good day to ignore the
opinions of others.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
An intriguing future is taking
form in your imagination. This
is just one of many possibilities,
so why are you already putting
limits on it? Practice unbound
visualization and watch your
reality free up.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Bottom line, there are people
who make you feel good and
people who don’t. To be with
people in the latter category
isn’t a waste; you often learn the
most from them. That said, why
make them your first choice?
THURSDAY’S BIRTHDAY (April
15). Here come the exciting
influences! There are definite
emotional benefits from the
changes over the next 10 weeks,
and you’ll find your mood on
a steady rise. Because of this,
you’ll attract different situations
in May than you do in August.
You will leverage one resource
for another more brilliantly
suited to your needs. Leo and
Sagittarius adore you. Your
lucky numbers are: 4, 28, 1, 22
and 16.