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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, ApRIl 10, 2021
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
MONDAY, APRIL 12, 2021
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
You have a strong sense for
other people’s feelings, and it’s
taxing for you to inhabit highly
emotional environments. Even
so, the rollercoaster beats being
bored every time!
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
You’ll need to pick up a skill to
resolve today’s problem. You
learn fast, perhaps because the
emotional stakes are high. These
new abilities contribute to your
awesomeness.
B.C.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). It’s
as though there’s a plot inside
the plot. You not only under-
stand the action; you under-
stand what’s going on under the
action, and that’s the level to
engage with.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). The
only opponent you have today
is inside you — a persistent and
unhelpful voice. Acknowledge
it and set it free like you would
an unqualified job applicant.
“Thank you for applying. We’re
going a different direction...”
DILBERT
BIZARRO
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). You’re in
an imaginative mood, and you
will apply great creativity to your
love life. The one who is really
in tune with you is practically a
mind reader, and it’s nice that
you don’t have to overstate
things to communicate clearly.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). The
right amount of space — that’s
the magic ingredient that makes
the dance of relationships work.
Negotiating that space is best
done through movement and
tuning in to subtle cues (not
words).
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). The
attributes you want to infuse
your life with exist in the people
you adore, admire and study.
You have the same qualities,
though some have been muted.
You’ll unmute and amplify them
today.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Limiting beliefs are like tinted
glasses that color your whole
view. Looking for the culprits
“out there” won’t work. The
light will pour in once you
reach up and pull the problem
from your own head.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). The muscle of willpower
is like other muscles. It needs
a warmup, and there’s a period
of peak performance before it
gets fatigued and burns out. It
would be silly to blame yourself
for not having more of a finite
quantity.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
You’ll make mischief, though
not out of a desire for rebellion;
rather, you’d like to lighten the
mood with the sort of playful-
ness that is the very efferves-
cence of life.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Those who are not self-aware
are also not going to be aware
of you, and you are wise to set
your expectations accordingly.
At the art of calibrating your
expectations, you are becom-
ing an aficionado.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
An acute and nostalgic pang
will accompany your thoughts
about the gathering aspects of
life, and you’ll spend time mak-
ing grand plans for better eras.
MONDAY’S BIRTHDAY (April
12). Now more than ever, you
are the captain of your own
ship, with an entire crew work-
ing to make things go smooth-
ly. As involved as they may be
with their own journeys, when
you need support, it’s all hands
on deck. Don’t be afraid to
delegate, seek mentorship and
absorb the kind of care that will
be heaped on you. Taurus and
Scorpio adore you. Your lucky
numbers are: 3, 22, 38, 17 and
6.