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THE ASTORIAN • THuRSdAy, ApRIl 8, 2021
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
SATURDAY, APRIL 10, 2021
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
You’ll help someone and it
helps you twice as much. Giv-
ing your love brings a similar
outcome. If your aim is selfless
service, then you’re out of luck.
Every generous act will enrich
and benefit you!
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
There are no perfect pairings,
but there are more or less
compatible people. You’re in
luck. Life will show you who fits
into which category. You’re in
the mood for a smooth ride and
that’s what you’ll get.
B.C.
DILBERT
BIZARRO
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
Some things are worth doing
even though they might be
difficult, and some things are
worth doing because they’re
sure to be difficult. No one ever
got strong lifting feathers.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). An
ambitious mood strikes. Ambi-
tion requires you to take risks,
and risks come with fear, and
fear feeds into thrills, which can
be addictive. This is only the
start of the excitement.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). When
your gift doesn’t make the im-
pression you wanted it to, this
is nothing to take personally.
People receive when they are
ready to receive. Let time do its
part. Anyway, you’re richer for
giving.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
Your smile creates community
wherever it goes. Your smile
says, “this is a good place to
be” and it also says, “I’m glad
to be here with you.” Your
smile makes others share that
gladness.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). A
tangent will turn into a main
focus, mainly because you
keep getting attention, money
and props for it. This is actually
starting to feel like a calling, if
not an obsession.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Good questions get direct
answers. Write and rewrite your
question until it rings with truth
and then ask your heart for
answers and write down what it
says. Move your hand across the
page unthinkingly; the words will
come.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21).
You say “thank you” in many ways
that do not involve those actual
words. Your enjoyment, the time
you spend lingering with a per-
son or an idea and your willing-
ness to help are all expressions of
gratitude heard loud and clear.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
You’ll dance with a deal — not
because the deal asked you to
dance but because you were
already on the dance floor
together. Keep dancing and see
what else comes. There’s soon to
be a crowd.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Don’t let the ideal in your head
block the reality in front of your
nose. There is something very
useful close at hand. You can do
amazing thing with this scene
exactly the way it is.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Do you have the feeling there’s
someone out there waiting for
someone like you to show up?
Well, that’s certainly the case, and
the more outreach you do, the
faster the match can get made.
SATURDAY’S BIRTHDAY (April
10). You don’t feel courageous,
but you are. At first you get
things done regardless of wheth-
er you believe you can or not.
Then you start a streak. The more
wins you rack up, the more con-
fidence you gain. You’ll go public
with your idea and glow in the
spotlight. Summer brings mag-
ical connections and a financial
lift, too. Sagittarius and Gemini
adore you. Your lucky numbers
are: 14, 3, 33, 8 and 40.