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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, ApRIl 3, 2021
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
MONDAY, APRIL 5, 2021
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
B.C.
DILBERT
BIZARRO
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
You’re not working for the
praise. You really want to learn
from the task at hand. The
applause makes the work more
pleasant, though. Beware the
addictive quality of approval.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Society may prioritize personali-
ty traits and qualities of influ-
ence over values like nobility of
heart, mind and deed, but your
depth of soul prevents you from
caving to this shallowness.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
Because you know how to have
fun, you also know how to be
fun. This is what you’ll bring
to others today — a playful
sensibility that keeps the day
percolating with interest.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). Whenever you have an
experience that raises the ex-
citement-level high, it also raises
the bar high for future experi-
ences. To some extent, you’ve
got your hand on the controls
of life today. Happiness will be
a pace.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
There will be a strong urge to
poke around and figure out how
things work. Some disassembly
will be required. It gets especial-
ly interesting when you apply
the concept on a psychological
level.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
Reputation is a shadow. Some-
times its contours seem exactly
like you; other times, it presents
a grand distortion. Either way,
neither your shadow nor your
reputation will ever be the real
you.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). While
you may have a complicated
relationship with authority, you
like accountability very much.
In fact, where none exists, you’ll
proactively create it.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). To
know who a person is, study
what the person does. That’s
the rule to remember today, as
you’ll be hearing stories and
getting marketed to nonstop
with pretty words that only
mean as much as their support-
ing evidence.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). You’ll
do the same thing. Technically,
it works just fine, but it won’t
feel like before, because you’ve
changed. These are early signs.
No need to make a move yet. A
curiosity is growing in you. More
information is coming.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
Many skills are nontransfer-
able. With modesty, you’ll learn
what’s needed for a new arena.
People appreciate your confi-
dent yet modest opinion of your
own importance.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
As for the posturing people, you
read their ambition as a desire
to evolve instead of a pose to
trick people. To some extent,
pretending is part of the learn-
ing process. Of course, there’s a
line. You’ll draw it today.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Aside from Stretch Armstrong
and Jell-O, very few things,
once moved, will revert to their
original state. That’s what makes
it so remarkable today when a
relationship resumes as though
nothing happened.
MONDAY’S BIRTHDAY (April
5). Multifaceted prosperity will
be a hallmark of the year. You’ll
either like what you’re attract-
ing or tweak your output until
you do. Love comes on waves
of practicality, earning your
trust and allowing you to revel
in the joys and perks of team-
work. September features joint
ventures and the acquisition
of skills. Scorpio and Capricorn
adore you. Your lucky numbers
are: 4, 22, 7, 17 and 49.