The daily Astorian. (Astoria, Or.) 1961-current, April 03, 2021, WEEKEND EDITION, Page 8, Image 8

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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, ApRIl 3, 2021
FRANK AND ERNEST
TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
SUNDAY, APRIL 4, 2021
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
Anyone who’s ever undergone a
construction project knows that
destruction is part of expansion.
The mess goes on and on until
that grand moment... out of the
rubble rises a new frame. You’ll
see it today.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). You
can put the brakes on a project if
you want to. Things will defi-
nitely slow, but the screeching
sound will attract much atten-
tion and, as it goes with this sort
of thing, give the impression of
an impending accident.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). In-
tellectual challenge will be part
of the fun. You’ll be sharpened
by dealing with problems. Seek
input from those who’ve been
there already and who have
something to teach about that.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). Who is rich? The child with
a million toys who can’t find one
he likes to play with, or the child
with one toy beloved? You live
the obvious answer today, revel-
ing in your time with a much-en-
joyed possession.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). You
desire to neither control nor be
controlled. People with good
intent usually don’t mind when
you set a boundary. As for those
who take this as an offense,
consider it a red flag.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). Gal-
ileo declared that the universe
was written in the language of
mathematics, without which
we cannot understand a single
“word” of it. A bit of math in your
personal universe can be worked
out for game-changing clarity.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). If there’s
a recipe for feeling good, you
don’t need to follow it. You’re
like the master chef with so
much experience that you need
no added instruction. Conjuring
deliciousness is just what you
do.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
Being a role model beats trying
to get your point across with
verbal instruction, especially
considering how often you’ve
had to repeat yourself lately. Be
the lesson.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Once
upon a time, comfort was your
priority. Now there are many
things that come before your
comfort — principles that are so
much a part of who you are that
sticking by them is your first re-
action, even if that hurts a little.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan.
19). Even the most hardened
criminals believe they are good
people. Today, you’ll break
from assuming you’re good to
demand from yourself an honest
tally of the good you’ve done
lately. Only a good person would
do this.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
What you’re working on now
is not a quick fix but a solution
with many steps that will unfold
over time. First things first:
awareness. It’s hard for people
to change things they know
nothing of.
THATABABY
PHOEBE AND HER UNICORN
LOLA
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Very little is needed to make you
happy today, and anything re-
quired is well within your reach.
And yet... there’s nothing like a
good chase. Part of you consid-
ers making it harder, just for fun.
SUNDAY’S BIRTHDAY (April 4).
The character traits that impact
your happiness include loyalty,
integrity and courage. You’ll bal-
ance virtuous work with lighter
investments that tap into your
adventure and fun-seeking side.
Mentors delight to your asks,
so return often. Keep learning
and making requests until you
feel certain of your path. Gemini
and Pisces adore you. Your lucky
numbers are: 2, 44, 12, 9 and 15.
SIX CHIX
MUTTS
BABY BLUES
ZITS